It was getting dark outside, and Casper Wyoming was bored. "I wish I had something morbid and violent to do," He murmured. Then he got a brilliant idea...
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"Casper, what the heck are you doing?" Cheyenne asked, glaring at her twin.
"Why, I'm throwind darts at these pictures of Amy and Dan Cahill!" Casper exclaimed. Then out of anxiety, he dropped one of the darts and it pieced his finger. "Ow!This is so painful! I loathe myself for engaging in an activity that could harm someone as amazing as moi!"
"Wow," Cheyenne said, rolling her eyes. "Self- centered much? And we both know, I'm way more amazing than you!"
"What? That's not true!"
"Yes it is! And I can PROVE it!" Cheyenne then ran to her room, grabbed a handful of bats, and threw them right at her brother.
"Aaahhh! Bats! Get 'em off! GET THEM OFF!" Casper screamed. Casper then ran right into a wall, and the grape lollipop he had stolen from the bank earlier that day tumbled right out of his pocket, rolled across the ground, and settled at Cheyenne's feet. "AAAHHH! A LOLLIPOP! OMIGOSH IT'S STUCK TO MY FOOT! GET IT OFF!"
And while the twins tried to escape thier worst fears, Vesper One gave them a call on Skype.
"Hello, Casper and Cheyen- What the heck are you two doing?"
Casper finally yanked the lollipop off Cheyenne's shoe, and in return she put the bats back in thier cage. "She started it," Casper said at the same time Cheyenne said, "It's all Casper's fault!"
Vesper One glared. He was just about to say something when his cell phone rang...
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Do you guys like it? I try to keep my humor fresh. SPOILER ALERT; Vesper One gets prank called in the next episode!
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Natty
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Well I like to dance, so if you do, just get on the floor... (fom I like to dance by HCR)
Posted at: 11:28 am on June 22, 2012
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I'M CRACKING UP!!
IT'S SO FUNNY!!!!!!!
~Misty~
IT'S SO FUNNY!!!!!!!
~Misty~
~Diamante~
"My truffles? You took them. That's just mean." ~ Opal
I will have my revenge, Artemis Fowl II...
Posted at: 3:39 pm on June 25, 2012
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Thank you, Misty. I now forgive you for hating my favorite HG charactor. [Hint of who she is to people who didn't go on "Hunger Games: Worst Charactor"; She has blonde hair, she dropped a tracker jacker nest on the careers, she was Rue's ally, she almost ate poisen berries, she's Peeta's sole mate, and she volenteers as tribute in the Hunger Games in place of her sister, Prim. Yeah, that's right! She's Katniss Everdeen!]
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Well I like to dance, so if you do, just get on the floor... (fom I like to dance by HCR)
Posted at: 10:59 am on June 26, 2012
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Haha this is halarious
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YOU SHOULDN'T JUDGE SOMEONE UNLESS YOU KNOW THEIR FULL STORY-ME
Posted at: 4:18 pm on June 28, 2012
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Vesper One opened his cellphone. "Hello?" He said.
"Hi... this is, uh, Sam... SMITH! ...calling about your car..."
"What ABOUT my car?!"
"Well, I kinda sorta- you know, PEED on it!"
"YOU PEED ON MY CAR?!"
"Yeah, and then me and my best friend Dan Ca- me and my best friend DAN CARSON started hammering it, and then we glued cat hair all over it. You know what ELSE has cat hair all over it?"
"What?"
"YOUR MOM!" The two prank-callers chorused. They then hung up.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH! STUPID KIDS! CASPER, THROW ME YOUR GUN!"
Casper obeyed. Vesper One shot his $350 cellphone several times. It was beyond repair. "STUPID PHONE!" Vesper One tossed it in the garbage. [Now, your probably wondering how Vesper One received Casper's gun while they were Skype-ing. There's a logical explanation for that. Casper and Cheyenne and Vesper One are all so stupid that they didn't know it's impossible to give someone something through Skype. They are also mentally-challenged, so in their minds the gun went right through the internet wires and into Vesper One's hand. In reality, he was using his own handgun which rested on his desk. Casper completely missed his own laptop. ] Vesper One picked up a spare phone[Dan and Atticus prank-called him A LOT.] and dialed the number...
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Posted at: 10:26 pm on June 28, 2012
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Haha!!!! 
More!!!
More!!!
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Niall Horan
Harry Styles
Liam Payne
Zayn Malik
One Direction
Posted at: 6:12 pm on June 29, 2012
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One: katniss isn't blonde, her hair is black.
Two: I'm insulted by this.
Three: Despite that I fell off my chair laughing.
Two: I'm insulted by this.
Three: Despite that I fell off my chair laughing.
Wrought by a queen for the hand of the chosen
From fish scale and currents, and winters reply
Brought from the deep by a prophet who knows
In the arms of the water again it will lie
Posted at: 7:42 pm on June 29, 2012
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BlackWolf360- Katniss's hair isn't black! In the book she even says it's blonde! It's blonde in the movie, too, so I don't know where you got THAT idea. And why are you offended? I'm not making fun of HONARARY Vespers! Just evil ones.
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Posted at: 3:57 pm on July 1, 2012
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The VESPERS VANQUISH PART ONE Luna Amato's phone was ringing.
"Hello?" She said into the phone. "Who is this?"
"It's me, Luna! I'm Vesper One."
"What is this about?"
"I need you to go on a mission for me. I need you to call Isabel Kabra and tell her I need her to host a meeting at the old warehouse in Argentina,"
Ian Kabra smiled. Vesper One would never know what hit him. He began dialing Amy's number...
"Hello?" She said into the phone. "Who is this?"
"It's me, Luna! I'm Vesper One."
"What is this about?"
"I need you to go on a mission for me. I need you to call Isabel Kabra and tell her I need her to host a meeting at the old warehouse in Argentina,"
Ian Kabra smiled. Vesper One would never know what hit him. He began dialing Amy's number...
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Posted at: 4:18 pm on July 2, 2012
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This is funny and yet offending. I like it.
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Posted at: 11:34 am on July 6, 2012
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THIS IS SO FUNNY, I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS DYING UNTIL I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted at: 10:44 am on July 7, 2012
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AWESOME I WANT MORE AND MORE
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And the Cahill family
And the crazy Jamaican Au pair Nellie
= a random story by me!
Posted at: 11:24 am on July 7, 2012
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COOL!
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Posted at: 1:19 pm on July 7, 2012
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Uno: Dracia's Vesper one. She's not Honorary.
Dos: Katniss has dark brown hair. Happy?
Tres: Needs some work with the Grammar Stuffs. I have a Grammar Workshop somewhere back there in my posts :P
Quatro: Somewhat mean to a couple of y favorite characters, but all in all, kinda funny.
Cinco: Is it sad that the whole 'Lollipop' thing happened to me and my BFF
Six: ...Yes. Yes it is.
~Ashley
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Uno: Dracia's Vesper one. She's not Honorary.
Dos: Katniss has dark brown hair. Happy?
Tres: Needs some work with the Grammar Stuffs. I have a Grammar Workshop somewhere back there in my posts :P
Quatro: Somewhat mean to a couple of y favorite characters, but all in all, kinda funny.
Cinco: Is it sad that the whole 'Lollipop' thing happened to me and my BFF
Six: ...Yes. Yes it is.
~Ashley
~Ashley
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Admit it; I’m awesomesauce.
Posted at: 10:17 pm on July 7, 2012
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HAHAAHAHAHAH!! Its funny and somewhat offensive at the same time. AHAHHAHAAH!!!
~Viper (Vesper 6)
~Viper (Vesper 6)
(s)Aint
‡ I put a spell on you. I don't care if you want me, cause I'm yours, yours, yours, anyhow. ‡
Posted at: 9:56 am on July 8, 2012
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katniss has brown
hair
THE VESPERS HAVE COOKIES AND WE WHOULD LOVE IT IF YOUD JOIN
look at my card
For If I Never Knew Your Life Story I KNOW EVREYTHING I AM A VESPER
i am a vesper, so i rule the world
Posted at: 2:33 pm on July 9, 2012
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this is a discrase
THE VESPERS HAVE COOKIES AND WE WHOULD LOVE IT IF YOUD JOIN
look at my card
For If I Never Knew Your Life Story I KNOW EVREYTHING I AM A VESPER
i am a vesper, so i rule the world
Posted at: 10:45 pm on July 13, 2012
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In the "Hunger Games" it says that Katniss has blonde hair, and even if she doesn't, I am going to pretend she does, because blonde is such an
awesome hair color. My hair is black and brown. Another thing Ashley; I "NEEDS" better grammer? You're one to talk! In fact, I only make
mistakes when I accidently hit a wrong key on the keyboard. So DON'T JUDGE ME so quickly!
GRRRRRRRRRR
Natty
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Posted at: 5:42 pm on July 16, 2012
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YAY! I'm a blondie too!
You really think blonde is a good hair colour?
~Misty~
You really think blonde is a good hair colour?
~Misty~
~Diamante~
"My truffles? You took them. That's just mean." ~ Opal
I will have my revenge, Artemis Fowl II...
Posted at: 4:04 am on July 17, 2012
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Yes, Misty. I really do think blonde is a good hair color.
Natty
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Posted at: 5:13 pm on July 18, 2012
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You DON'T think I'm stupid for being blonde then?
And POST MORE!!!
~Misty~
And POST MORE!!!
~Misty~
~Diamante~
"My truffles? You took them. That's just mean." ~ Opal
I will have my revenge, Artemis Fowl II...
Posted at: 4:26 am on July 19, 2012
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
~Abbey
~Abbey
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✌Princeton Peace✌
Lay Down your Arms
Posted at: 10:22 am on July 19, 2012
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You've GOT to continue!
You also have to fix my computer because I nearly broke it while trying to get to the floor to complete the rofl saying!
P.S. I'm Kidding! You should deal with Sandy Bancroft now!
You also have to fix my computer because I nearly broke it while trying to get to the floor to complete the rofl saying!
P.S. I'm Kidding! You should deal with Sandy Bancroft now!
'I know what we're going to do today!'
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Spread The Word of God!
~Tomorrow never comes~
'Don't cry because it's over... Smile because it happened' -Dr Seuss
Posted at: 5:02 am on August 3, 2012
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