Dan—
It turns out you’re not as much of a barbarian as I thought. You received a card in the mail today, which I took the liberty of opening and transcribing below:
Dear Dan,
Why haven’t you been in school? I’ve sent you a few texts, but there’s been no response. Are you ok? I hope you’re not sick! Anyway, if you’re back in time, do you want to go to the middle school formal with me? I know you don’t like to dance, but I bet you’d look really cute in a suit :)
Xoxo Molly
Posted at: 2:50 pm on June 19, 2012
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omg same here i like cannot believe this
UtraJanus
Posted at: 8:25 pm on June 25, 2012
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Halarious
Ian.
Mekenzie
100% Lucian
100% Madrigal
Phillies fan
JAMY
Did you say ICE CREAM?!
Posted at: 9:38 pm on June 25, 2012
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No way i thought I was the only one that thought he was cute.
Mekenzie
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100% Madrigal
Phillies fan
JAMY
Did you say ICE CREAM?!
Posted at: 9:40 pm on June 25, 2012
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Hilarious!
-Riley
Posted at: 9:54 pm on June 25, 2012
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LOL, ah Ian. I thought you left CC. :) And btw, you can get in serious trouble for opening someone else's mail, so you better hope Dan doesn't tattle! :D
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Posted at: 9:56 pm on June 25, 2012
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Hey this is soooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! add me as an ally
THE LLAMAS ARE COMING! THE LLAMAS ARE COMING! ATTACH
Posted at: 11:13 pm on June 25, 2012
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you know, it's illegal to read other people's mail
Posted at: 11:59 pm on June 25, 2012
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Whoa, Dan's girlfriend really likes him! Thanks for this info, Ian!
Posted at: 5:21 am on June 26, 2012
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OMG did not know dan had a girlfriend!!!
Nice one,Ian!
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PROUD EKATERINA!!!
NO VESPERS!!!!
Posted at: 6:31 am on June 26, 2012
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Ha ha!
"Really cute in a suit"
Molly, you are a poet and you don't know it! (Or Ian. I'm not sure which one of you wrote this.) :)
~Sophie
“Adventure isWorthwhile”
~Sophia~
Posted at: 9:55 am on June 26, 2012
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Ian- first off nice one! Are you faking! I don't really think Molly is real but ok! Ok with that out of the way please come back to the command center! They need you there (well not Evan he's a vesper like your mother!) your mother tricked you! They are not just tolerating you! She tricked you because your on her trail you know she's a vesper and I know which one. Vesper 2. I am sorry to have to tell you. One last thing you can save the hostages you are right where they are but be careful I wouldn't want you caught or even killed!
Mickey
Ps Amy and dans father is V 1 and Damian vesper he has a sword that keeps him young!
Posted at: 11:24 am on June 26, 2012
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HA HA HA!
LucianElite, SilverElite Commando
Posted at: 12:29 pm on June 26, 2012
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Oh, Ian. WHY were you snooping through Cahill mail? Seeing if Amy got any love letters? =))
oh, wait...WHERE WERE YOU?? I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN ARGENTINA!!!
DANIEL ARTHUR CAHILL, WHO THE LUNP IS MOLLY, AND WHY DOES SHE THINK YOU'LL LOOK CUTE IN A SUIT?
We'll run wild: We'll be Glowing in the Dark
Posted at: 1:11 pm on June 26, 2012
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OH MY GOD, NICE ONE IAN. I'M SHAKING WITH LAUGHTER
I'm katherine cahill. nice to meet you , im just like amy. Im 12 and in 6th grade. I love this clue hunt.Im also know as mandrigalfan.But Im in janus.i love reading.
Posted at: 1:13 pm on June 26, 2012
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No way, Ian.
~Grace Cahill~~The Spy~
~The Madrigal, 2010- ongoing~
~Currently Spying on the Vespers.~
Please look at my Vesper One posts.
Posted at: 2:25 pm on June 26, 2012
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Don't feel bad, Dan. I do not really belive Ian...
Hurry and Reveal!!!!!!!!
respect the French!!!!!!!
Posted at: 3:21 pm on June 26, 2012
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HAHAHAHA! YOURE FUNNY IAN!
DYLAN THE GOOD LUCIAN
Posted at: 4:11 pm on June 26, 2012
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And you haven't thought of sending any love letters to Amy, Ian? =P
#AmianForever:)
Madrigal by choice, Lucian by blood.
"The Vespers must be stopped. At all costs. And to do that, we have to do it together. As one."
Ektomaluja.
Posted at: 4:14 pm on June 26, 2012
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Nice one! Hahaha, thats funny. She is soooo worried about him and then asks him to the formal and you can tell she has been obsessing over him.
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Posted at: 5:05 pm on June 26, 2012
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Dan having a girlfriend?
Please, gimme a break.
Posted at: 8:20 pm on June 26, 2012
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man dan is awesome
Cahills rule!!!!!! Vespers be ready to get BUTT KICKED!!!
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And The Best Cahill Ever!!!!
Posted at: 9:04 pm on June 26, 2012
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I wish I could freeze this moment right here, right now, and live in it forever.
Nice one Ian.
-Mockingjay
Posted at: 9:45 pm on June 26, 2012
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... You'll hand him over to Percy Jackson.
-Mockingjay
Posted at: 9:48 pm on June 26, 2012
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Why,
thank you Ian. I just thought of how to prank you even worse than bef- I mean, "Ian's Girlfriend" wasn't a prank to get back at you for writing this or anything! Heh, heh. But I do have an evil, mischevious idea. Don't worry. You'll find out soon enough.

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha, mwa ha ha ha!
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Well I like to dance, so if you do, just get on the floor... (fom I like to dance by HCR)
Posted at: 10:04 pm on June 26, 2012
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My name is Molly. Awkward!
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Posted at: 11:20 pm on June 26, 2012
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i knew there has always been something that dan had to be fighting for. noone is able to withstand the pressure of the clue hunt or the vesper conflict without a reason to live and not go insane at the same time. and if saving the world was a reason, its not a good one.
there is always something worth fighting for, no matter what.
for as long as i live, the vespers shall fear my might, for i work in the dark, to serve the light. and any evil doers that try to enforce their way, they shall witness my weapon, the assassins blade!
Posted at: 12:25 am on June 27, 2012
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Wahh!!!! OMG! HIlarious much>>>???? =P
Cahills unite!
I may be stupid but I'm not that dense!
Begone!
Everyone! Keep Calm and Say:
a;)B----, I'm from Camp Half-Blood
b;)B----, I'm from Janus/Ekaterina/Lucian/Tomas/Madrigal Branch
Posted at: 6:31 am on June 27, 2012
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ian!!!!!!! you really are one nasty lucian/madrigal :) keep it up!!!
but you do know dan will skin you alive
Warning: Caffeinated Cahill coming through!
Don’t touch me because you can get burned!
BACK OFF! HAMILTONS MINE!
BACK OFF! ALEXANDER LUDWIG IS MINE!
Posted at: 8:41 am on June 27, 2012
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Dude,
First Of All
NICE ONE!!!
Second,
Don't Ever Do That Again
Third,
NICE ONE!!!
Fourth,
It was sooo olbivous that you would do that
Fifth,
NICE ONE!!!!!
Sixth,
Everyone thinkds that Dan likes your sister
Seventh,
NICE ONE!!!!
Eighth,
Dan + Natalie Sittin' in a tree..... K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Ninth,
Guess what I am gonna say...
Do You Like Cheese Cake Because I Hate It!
Oh and btw:
Nice one, but please don't ever do that again!
-CHloeRose
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Posted at: 9:47 am on June 27, 2012
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I can bet that you're not lying, Kabra.
I like The 39 Clues.
Phoenix 5, United Nations Hong Kong Leader blablabla...
TRUST NO ONE
Posted at: 10:08 am on June 27, 2012
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Hey Dan, She pretty!?XP You are gonna get sooo messed up Ian...like,severely,....ur just jealous u haven`t won Amy`s heart
and Evan has instead.....But is Evan a possible Vesper?
Don`t think of it as losing a boyfriend, think of it as gaining a stalker~Dan,The Medusa Plot
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25% Ekat
15% Tomas
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100%Cahill!!!
HUNGER GAMES FAN!!!
Posted at: 10:49 am on June 27, 2012
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Well thats ADORABLE! Hey Dan, is she cute?
ILL BE THERE FOR YOU THIS 5 WORDS I SWEAR TO YOU WHEN YOU BREATHE I WANNA BE THE AIR FOR YOU!
AMY FOR YOU!
Posted at: 12:08 pm on June 27, 2012
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WHAT THE...? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? DID.....? WHAAA? YOU???! ME!!!!!!!
ILL BE THERE FOR YOU THIS 5 WORDS I SWEAR TO YOU WHEN YOU BREATHE I WANNA BE THE AIR FOR YOU!
AMY FOR YOU!
Posted at: 12:10 pm on June 27, 2012
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Hilarious
I wish I could seee dan's face
-EKAT
Posted at: 2:50 pm on June 27, 2012
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Not cool Ian. It's not nice to look through someone else's mail. Especially when he has a 39 ingridient formula stuck in his head. Did I say that out loud?
Posted at: 4:04 pm on June 27, 2012
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😏
1st to use "😔"
Our latch string is hanging out,
For true friends, old and new
You're welcome here, so come inside
We've saved a place for you
Posted at: 4:21 pm on June 27, 2012
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I belive Dan has a girlfriend when i see her photo. And if she isn´t at least an 8 in a 1 to 10 rating scale (and now tjis is ment to Dan) I thought you could choose better.
Dear Vespers,
I´m gonna kick you right in the arse.
Posted at: 4:57 pm on June 27, 2012
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Thats HILARIOUS! I bet Dan would juyst loooove that!
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Posted at: 6:24 pm on June 27, 2012
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Poor Dan. I can see him going pink right now :P
I'm a Lucian
I have a Christian Heart
No "OMG"s to this kid
Posted at: 6:35 pm on June 27, 2012
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