Dan—
It turns out you’re not as much of a barbarian as I thought. You received a card in the mail today, which I took the liberty of opening and transcribing below:
Dear Dan,
Why haven’t you been in school? I’ve sent you a few texts, but there’s been no response. Are you ok? I hope you’re not sick! Anyway, if you’re back in time, do you want to go to the middle school formal with me? I know you don’t like to dance, but I bet you’d look really cute in a suit :)
Xoxo Molly
Posted at: 2:50 pm on June 19, 2012
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Ian, get a life. You really, REALLY, really need to recongise who needs a girlfriend. While I'll admit it's cute Dan's got a girlfriend, YOU need a girlfriend. Don't worry I already have 15 possible girls lined up for you. Here they are:
Amy
Amy
Amy
Amy
Amy
Amy
Amy
Amy
Amy
Amy
Amy
Amy
Amy
Amy
And one that isn't Amy:
Amy Cahill.
Choices, Choices, Choices. Tell me your answer by 1st of August!!!!
I live because of you… I die because there’s no other option… But in between I live everyday like my last with you no matter what. You and I are meant to be…
Posted at: 9:58 pm on June 23, 2012
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daniel and natalie sitting under a tree. k-i-s-s-i-n-g. hahahahahahahahaha
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Posted at: 1:29 am on June 24, 2012
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You are sweet Ian
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Posted at: 1:38 am on June 24, 2012
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no way!!!!!!!!!You're kidding,right? noway......I can't belive it!
I HATE THE EXAM!!!!!
Posted at: 2:03 am on June 24, 2012
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Oh, Iaaaan! I have some mail that happend to have gone to the wrong address.. should I read it out? Too bad, cause I'm doing it anyway.
Ian,
Who knew you would fall for that Amy girl? I mean, she's nice and all but I thought you could do much better. Anyway, Mr Bottons is on a boat ride with no boat, I hope it's ok with you. You better get back to Attleboro before Hamilton goes hay-wire. Natalie wouldn't like it very much if her outfit had a shade of red.
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Posted at: 3:21 am on June 24, 2012
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Just where have you been Ian? Why have you just now decided to show up on the message board? And how did you get that letter from molly when you ran off to south america from the Com.center?????? your on my list........
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Posted at: 10:35 am on June 24, 2012
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Good job yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted at: 12:06 pm on June 24, 2012
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Hehhehehehehehehehehhehehehenebehehehheheh
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Posted at: 12:07 pm on June 24, 2012
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that's so funny! 
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Posted at: 12:09 pm on June 24, 2012
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BAHAHAHA!!!! Oh Ian....
Ian has secrets, and Amy is not happy. Evan is distressing over everything, and Sinead is acting oddly. Add some Dan pranking with Brian, and well…
Read this Amian at: /12843
Posted at: 12:56 pm on June 24, 2012
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LOL! Molly's 
w/ Dan!
live~laugh~love :)
Posted at: 1:22 pm on June 24, 2012
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Better be careful Kabra, or Dan'll set Saladin on you!
Who cares about Peeta & cookies? We have Draco & CAKE!!!
Posted at: 3:40 pm on June 24, 2012
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IAN DAN IS GOING TO KILL YOU!! not a joke litterly! when he finds out...IF he finds out :)
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Posted at: 4:18 pm on June 24, 2012
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seriously! when dan finds out Ian did this.. Ian better run!
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Posted at: 4:20 pm on June 24, 2012
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UM... Victorianna..That is me. (blush)
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Lucian forever
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Posted at: 4:26 pm on June 24, 2012
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Nice one Ian, now I know who to go to if I need help getting my sister :)
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Posted at: 5:40 pm on June 24, 2012
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...
I have no words.
Nothing.
Other than: IAN KABRA DID YOUR MOTHER NEVER TELL YOU TO KEEP YOUR HEAD OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS?!?
But being Lucians, AND a member of the Kabras, i wouldn't be suprised if she never did.
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But force your way into its secrets.
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Can raise men (and women) to the divine.
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Posted at: 5:41 pm on June 24, 2012
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Privacy much? No. There could be a vesper sending mail. Wouldn't be very pretty would it?
We are not five diffrent branches. We are not just lucian, tomas, ekats, janus and madrigals, We are cahills and we are all in danger!
Posted at: 6:11 pm on June 24, 2012
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Hahaha halarious
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JAMY
Did you say ICE CREAM?!
Posted at: 7:46 pm on June 24, 2012
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That's great Ian! Lol thanks!
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Posted at: 8:10 pm on June 24, 2012
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that's funny b/c he has a girlfriend and u don't...
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Posted at: 8:12 pm on June 24, 2012
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What? Prim, finnick,cinna, and boggs die??
Don`t think of it as losing a boyfriend, think of it as gaining a stalker~Dan,The Medusa Plot
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Posted at: 10:57 pm on June 24, 2012
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Really Ian? Well when Dan's goin to know this, he's gonna go mad. And Ian when did you come back from Argentina. And for your information the hostages are being held in Argentina only.
Posted at: 2:35 am on June 25, 2012
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go ian
I wonder if your favorite colors reflect you attitude
Posted at: 11:01 am on June 25, 2012
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are you sure youre not lucian?
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Posted at: 12:16 pm on June 25, 2012
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good joke yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted at: 12:18 pm on June 25, 2012
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hey ian i got a letter for you from amy it said she dosent trust you and she loves evan
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Posted at: 12:30 pm on June 25, 2012
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you so have guts
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Posted at: 12:32 pm on June 25, 2012
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ian no affence but putting that on the web is not cool
go tomas
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Posted at: 1:23 pm on June 25, 2012
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That's cute, but shouldn't we be focused on the vespers?
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Posted at: 1:33 pm on June 25, 2012
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Sweet! I find it kinda funny, though, that you call Dan a Barbaric, poor, rude little kid in your funny British accent, and yet Dan has managed to get a girl to like him, while you haven't.
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Posted at: 1:39 pm on June 25, 2012
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Done like a true Lucian, Ian.
Congratulations!
Lucians rule OK
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Posted at: 2:51 pm on June 25, 2012
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This is so funny!
What? No. Why would I be daydreaming about cute, hansome, smart, heavenly-looking ian?
Posted at: 5:33 pm on June 25, 2012
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Nice one Kabra! Looks like you finaly got Dan back. Oh and if you're reading this Dan,SHAME ON YOU!!!!! You're cheating on Natalie you two timin' jerk!!!!!
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Posted at: 6:03 pm on June 25, 2012
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dan...what has hppend to you?!
janus top agent
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heir of jane
jewish janus
janus royalty
Posted at: 6:30 pm on June 25, 2012
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-gulp- dan,and rather you be a vesper rather then go to the dance
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jewish janus
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Posted at: 6:33 pm on June 25, 2012
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that was so HILARIOUS evil Kabra
Posted at: 7:14 pm on June 25, 2012
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ha lol i just feel bad for that molly since it may be a while before dan shows up to school!
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Posted at: 7:49 pm on June 25, 2012
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same here , same here
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Posted at: 8:19 pm on June 25, 2012
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