Dan—
It turns out you’re not as much of a barbarian as I thought. You received a card in the mail today, which I took the liberty of opening and transcribing below:
Dear Dan,
Why haven’t you been in school? I’ve sent you a few texts, but there’s been no response. Are you ok? I hope you’re not sick! Anyway, if you’re back in time, do you want to go to the middle school formal with me? I know you don’t like to dance, but I bet you’d look really cute in a suit :)
Xoxo Molly
Posted at: 2:50 pm on June 19, 2012
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OMG thats so funny lol.
Good job Ian
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Posted at: 11:43 pm on June 20, 2012
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nice british dude! I british too!
sadley.
horrid gramar I know
we will fight to win or we will lose everything! - ME!
HOPEFULLY WIN
dont mess with a cahill the result aint pretty!
Posted at: 12:08 am on June 21, 2012
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ok then? IAN! ever heard of privacy in anyway! I guess not because your in love with AMY! EEEEWWWW!!!!! you are also so jealuse of EVAN AND AMY!
we will fight to win or we will lose everything! - ME!
HOPEFULLY WIN
dont mess with a cahill the result aint pretty!
Posted at: 12:11 am on June 21, 2012
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UMMMMMMMMMMM...Y WOULD THIS PERSON SEND A LETTER??????????????IM PRETTY SURE U COULD TEXT HIM......AND WHY IS IAN STILL THERE??????????????????????DIDNT HE BETRAY US AND LEFT WHY WOULD HE BE GOING THROUGH THE MAIL????????????....THIS IS NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.”
Posted at: 12:14 am on June 21, 2012
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umm... If your in Argentina, how could you get the mail?
Posted at: 1:29 am on June 21, 2012
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nice job Ian, i have been doing some ahem... hacking lately, like my mumm's phone, my dad's emailsthe school and the teachers computers and my favrote my brothers phone his name is dylan but i jst call him dweeb! heres the message:hey hope your leg feels beter! stinks i don't go to the same school :( but see ya on saturday! love ya! p.s love your new haircut! :)love layne xoxoxo!which btw is really annoying cause she's my friend! yes she's 14 but i'm... how do i put this... mature for my age! by the way bet i could beat you at chess i know you are so called unbeatable but so am i have also versed a super computer and obviously won! so when your ready for match contact me....or are you to chicken?as they say great lucians think alike!p.s just tell Amy before its to late because (no effense to evan supporters) because you are way and i mean way beter than evan in like every single way!...... mr buttons....seriously?! i thought you were beter than that Ian!
cheers! wait if you stole that from me i will not just beat you in chess but in a fight to if i wasn't a lucian i'd probably be a tomas but i am to smart for that! (no offense tomas i'm just really really smart!)
out! paige cahill.... and fwi your lucky you came back for me in in cario btw did the sand ruin your custom made shoes?
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Posted at: 2:01 am on June 21, 2012
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Are you sure YOU didn't make that up?
Dan should sooooooo get married to Natalie!!!!!
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Posted at: 8:17 am on June 21, 2012
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Okay Ian.....Why do I have a feeling you made this up? Why have we never heard about Molly before? Will she end up getting draope not.gged into the story like Atticus? I hope not.
I'm dying without you
I know I need you
Yet I don't want you
At all
I love you
But I can't stand you
I wish you knew
Posted at: 9:23 am on June 21, 2012
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Dan's got an admirer
United we stand, divided, we fall
We can do this!!
Lucian
FAN OF HUNGER GAMES AND THE 39 CLUES
Posted at: 9:28 am on June 21, 2012
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Have you ever heard of privacy????
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Posted at: 10:15 am on June 21, 2012
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Nice one, Ian!
This code will unlock an Awsome Card! P4M3KCW9XP
Lucians! Janus! Ecats! Tomas! madrigals!
Posted at: 12:51 pm on June 21, 2012
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Who is this "Molly"?
Ian Why did you read Dan´s Mail,that is private and Kind rude of you.And why did you leave the C.C.C?
we-*gulp*(Kills me to say this
)-Need you!!So instead of reading Dan´s private Mail why don´t you do us Cahills a favor and help Sinead and Evan(even though you HATE him for dating AMY,don´t say ya don´t 
) to stop Vespers and get the Cahill hostages back(Your sister)!?
BTW really Ian?After all you did by Ditching us,you write Finally apear by writing about Dan´s "girlfriend".(Maybe a fake!How low for you.Even if it´s real still Patatic!)Just you wait Ian,when Dan reads this,Dan is going to get you for this and I will be there to Help!
TTYL!!! -Angel
Angel Cahill(AquaDragon1484)
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MUSIC IS MY LIFE!!!
There is NO WORD to describe how Awesome and Crazy I am!!!
Posted at: 1:33 pm on June 21, 2012
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Dan is so lucky, if she`s pretty. If you create a spy suit, fight off vespers (If they show up), and look totally coolz.
Yeah...chicks love the tough guys.. atleast I think. Me no admire someone, and no one admires me. Hey ladies here....Do you, in a survey, think tough guys are more or less cool?
Plz respond.
I am available alsoz!!
Don`t think of it as losing a boyfriend, think of it as gaining a stalker~Dan,The Medusa Plot
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Posted at: 1:49 pm on June 21, 2012
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What the...
D.J or Agentbaseball96
I Am Invincible!!!!!
Posted at: 2:50 pm on June 21, 2012
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*gasp* Ooo, Dan has a girlfriend! Dan has a girlfriend! :D
-People, I dont think Ian made that text up. I mean, why would he? He of course would want to call him a barbarian! That text made him call Dan NOT a barbarian. :D It's logic...
-Ian, When will you change your card! I'm tired of looking at your face! D:
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Posted at: 3:36 pm on June 21, 2012
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b-b-b-but i thought you were g-g-gone!!! i thought u went to south america or something!!!!!
Probably the best feeling in the world is when you look at someone you like and that someone is already staring at you
Posted at: 4:11 pm on June 21, 2012
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Um well,
To me show-offs are kinda snobby. Just be your-self. Like um. Walk up. Say hi. complement on a test or whatever. Then..walk away. It worked with my uh... parents.
~Dell~
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Posted at: 4:22 pm on June 21, 2012
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Ooohhh, Molly's in love!!! IN LOVEEEE!!!! 
Danny wanny's got a girlfriend!!! :D Valerie
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Posted at: 4:29 pm on June 21, 2012
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no he does not are you kidding
Posted at: 4:36 pm on June 21, 2012
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that is not very nice!!!!!!!!!! i don't like nice good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
friends r the new thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hi i am a proud cristian who loves pie1
Posted at: 5:37 pm on June 21, 2012
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NO WAY!! DAN HAS A GIRLFRIEND/SECRET ADMIRER?! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! HE'S GONNA FREAK IF HE SEES THIS!
My C-Mail!: http://www.the39clues.com/messageboard/show/35232
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Posted at: 5:48 pm on June 21, 2012
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Aww how sweet. But to bad that Nat is going to be upset. Ok I can't help it *bursts out laughing*
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Dan you such dweeb! -Amy Cahill
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Posted at: 5:55 pm on June 21, 2012
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I hope we hear more about Molly soon i've been waiting for Dan to get involved in a relationship this ought to be good seeing Dan's lack of manners!
The Ninja
Posted at: 5:59 pm on June 21, 2012
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Yo Ian,
You have a teddy bear named Mr. Buttons? I didnt know that! My sis laughed her head off when I showed her that.
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Posted at: 6:07 pm on June 21, 2012
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Awwwwww someone likes Dan... thats my man. lol. Molly must really think hes cute.this is probaly Molly looking at Dan:. lol
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Posted at: 9:07 pm on June 21, 2012
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LOL!!!!!!!
NATALIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!
“Just shove it!” – Amy Cahill
Posted at: 9:08 pm on June 21, 2012
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LOLOMG!!!!! I am laughing my head off right now!Isabel
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Don't waste the pretty on pain
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Posted at: 9:11 pm on June 21, 2012
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Oh and Ian i looked in your DIARY and i've seen your LOVE LETTERS TO AMY.Boom. thats for reading Dan's mail.
Time for... WONDER WAFFLE!-Ricario. you mean wunder waffe.-Other Character. NO ITS WONDER WAFFLE! >:( - Ricario.
Posted at: 9:13 pm on June 21, 2012
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Oh, Dan. Soooo many people are going to tease you about this, that I almost feel bad...... Nah. Not bad enough.
Oooooooooooohh Dan's got a girlfriend !!!!!! But, seriously. I'm sure you could do better Dan. *hem,hem* Natalie *Hem,hem* let her down easy though Tiger.
And Ian, good work. I applaud you for your wonderful skills and usage of hem (no sarcasm intended)
Elizabeth
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Posted at: 10:27 pm on June 21, 2012
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Ha-ha, Ian, you bore us with such tales of nonsense and gossip..... I always thought the Kabras were in a higher class than the rest of us, but to stoop so low as to read into another person's confidential mail? Very, very, very unclassy for a Kabra! So rude....
-Agent Sophia Adele Joy Cahill
Posted at: 12:20 am on June 22, 2012
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I agree with Molly.He would look cute.
I have a very dry sense of humor. Too bad it's all wet.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Posted at: 1:13 am on June 22, 2012
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nice one, Dan :)
Posted at: 7:32 am on June 22, 2012
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That was interesting...
NATALiE!!!
Madrigal,Saladin League,VFD,Terces,ninja,tomboy,Whovian!
You just crook your finger and people just jump in your snogbox and fly away?
-Doctor Who!
PROUD CHRISTIAN!
Posted at: 8:10 am on June 22, 2012
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Dan has a girlfriend! Dan has a Girlfriend! Ian I really thought you lost your touch! you proved me wrong!
VESPERS SAY DO
CAHILLS SAY DONE
Posted at: 8:29 am on June 22, 2012
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Molly? Tell me about this Molly person but that was a nice one Kabra
Proud be a:
CAHILL
CHRISTIAN
LUCIAN
ME!!!
Posted at: 8:37 am on June 22, 2012
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umm that's kind of snooping which is wrong dan next time don't let ian go get the maill
Posted at: 9:22 am on June 22, 2012
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Wow, very mature.
Ready, for anything!
Posted at: 9:27 am on June 22, 2012
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! 
*Barfs* Dan has a girl-friend! Ian your awesome! Your evil, but awesome! Dan's sooooo busted! Busted, I tell you, busted!
Free Janus and Proud!
Beware Ian Kabra, and Sinead Starling! 2 possilble Vesper Moles!
Posted at: 9:31 am on June 22, 2012
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Ekaterinas Rock! I like pie too! May the pineapple be ever in your favor! I am random too:)
Ekatherines Forever!
Also the color blue.
All of the randomness!
...And PIE!!!!
Posted at: 9:59 am on June 22, 2012
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