Dan—
It turns out you’re not as much of a barbarian as I thought. You received a card in the mail today, which I took the liberty of opening and transcribing below:
Dear Dan,
Why haven’t you been in school? I’ve sent you a few texts, but there’s been no response. Are you ok? I hope you’re not sick! Anyway, if you’re back in time, do you want to go to the middle school formal with me? I know you don’t like to dance, but I bet you’d look really cute in a suit :)
Xoxo Molly
Posted at: 2:50 pm on June 19, 2012
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Very funny! But that was not nice of you Ian! Dan will know you know!
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Posted at: 10:57 am on June 20, 2012
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LOL
Poor Dan. He has a girlfriend??? Molly is her name? xoxo??? I afdore you Ian :) Nah I don't
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Posted at: 11:20 am on June 20, 2012
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Oh my gosh..... Thats just..... :O Surprising, yet cute. Go MOLLY!! Im afraid that Natalie would poison Dan if they got together, and had a dissagreement.... O_O
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Posted at: 11:24 am on June 20, 2012
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Nice! Wow Dan someone really likes you.......a lot. So much that they'd send you a letter. No one really sends letters anymore unless you really care for them a lot or are really worried about them. I'm gonna get all childish now. "Dan and molly sitting in a tree k.I.s.s.I.n .g first comes love then comes marrigge then comes a baby in a baby carrigge.
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Posted at: 11:39 am on June 20, 2012
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CUTE!I WONDER(SP?)WHAT DAN WILL SAY
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Posted at: 12:12 pm on June 20, 2012
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You Know, If you like Amy Just tell her!
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Posted at: 12:25 pm on June 20, 2012
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You've got some nerve coming here Ian after what you did! I can't believe no one at the com center isn't on your tail like hot chicken!
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Posted at: 12:28 pm on June 20, 2012
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O_o
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Posted at: 12:53 pm on June 20, 2012
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how do we know that your not kidding to make dan look bad in front of all of the message board. after all you are a lucian. ( no offense to lucians- i just don't really trust ian.......btw this has nothing to do with amy's love life. i am completely neutral in that )
with all this evamy and amian or jamy and stuff like that...... it's all nonsense
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Posted at: 12:58 pm on June 20, 2012
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I am disapointed I thought his girlfriend was your sister Ian.
ANNABETH CAHILL: AMIAN( ANTI EVAMY YUCK):AMAZING JANUS AGENT(ALSO NOTEABLE SPY):LIKES THE IDEA OF AMY AND IAN IN LOVE AND DAN AND NATALIE IN LOVE:LOVES TO READ THE 39 CLUES SERIES.
Posted at: 1:00 pm on June 20, 2012
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@ Ian: Nice one! If Amy finds out, she'll hold it over his head for his whole life!
@Dan: Who is Molly? And why does she think you'll look cute in a suit? And why is she so worried about you being sick?
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Posted at: 1:03 pm on June 20, 2012
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Well ian, maybe he is keeping a secret that he doesn't want out.Maybe she's just a girl from class that likes him.Who knows?
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Posted at: 1:11 pm on June 20, 2012
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Wow. My first instinct on reading this was, "Okay, let's find the hidden code in the message, because this is obviously a cover for something." Then I realized it wasn't. :P I wonder if they incorporate this into the book? I want more info on Molly, and proof that Ian didn't just make this up! :)
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Posted at: 1:18 pm on June 20, 2012
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SERIOUSLY IAN DO YOU HAVE TO LOOK THROUGH DANS MAIL. I'LL SEARCH THROUGH YOUR MAIL IF DAN DOESN'T GET THERE FIRST AND I WILL TELL DAN WHAT YOU DID SERIOUSLY. PS:)AMY STILL LOVES YOU RUMOR HAS IT THAT SHE HAS POSTERS OF YOU COMPLETELY COVERING HER WALLS BUT IF I TELL HER WHAT YOU DID TE POSTERS OF YOU WILL BE REPLACED WITH POSTERS OF EVAN I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
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Posted at: 1:26 pm on June 20, 2012
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But seriously Ian, that is not cool. I mean, yeah you want revenge for Dan annoying you, but that is so not the way to do it. Just a simple rubber ear in the macaroni would work. But that is Dan's mail, not yours. And I bet this is your way of telling us that if we dont want you involved in Dan's love life, we should get out of yours and Amy's. I know how horrible you feel about Evan, but there is still a chance. I mean, Amy is kind of floating away from Evan. And he may be a Vesper *grins evilly* (By the way, I always thought you were perfect for Amy!!!) But watch your back.
Dan- That is so cool that someone likes you! (I dont belive in Natdan) Watch your back too, Molly may be a Vesper, (like Evan, maybe. Maybe she's Evan's little sis *grins evilly*) But if you do go to the formal with her, dont wear a suit... wear NINJA CLOTHES! (She may think that you look even cuter. *grins the most evilly of all*)
Hope this helps humiliation!
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Posted at: 1:28 pm on June 20, 2012
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Should I believe it, should I not? I'm not sure.....
name: Skye (thats my real name but i use fake names as well)
So what
HAPPENED TO YOU?
Thought I
KNEW YOU...
plz look at this: http://www.the39clues.com/messageboard/show/17721
Posted at: 1:39 pm on June 20, 2012
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Aww,thats so cute!
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Posted at: 1:41 pm on June 20, 2012
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Ian,I kinda dont like you,but you should totally play a trick on molly.
example: Dearest molly,
dont worry.im fine.i would love to go to the dance with you.etc,etc. xxxooo dan
then run from dans wrath,and if you blame me,i will totally go all ekat on you.
“A little secret never hurt anyone,” she said.
But the man just shook his dark haired head
SAMMY
Posted at: 1:52 pm on June 20, 2012
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im busy in Teaxes.ill get u a gift !im ok . but you know i hate dressing up!!!!!!!!! maybe ill do it for you.
Posted at: 2:02 pm on June 20, 2012
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Lol, Ian, that's just great.
Ciao. Nice to meet you~ I love to draw, dance, write, and certainly read! It's my favorite past time~ Obviously I love 39 Clues or I wouldn't be here.
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Posted at: 2:02 pm on June 20, 2012
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i dont really like u,but play a trick on molly.send her a note,saying it was from dan.
example: dearest molly,
i am fine.you are so sweet.i would love to go to the dance with you.xxxxxoooo dan
then get ready to run,cuz dan is gonna be angry!!!!!!!!!!!! but if you blame me,i will totally go all ekat on you.
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Posted at: 2:33 pm on June 20, 2012
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Oh man....
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Posted at: 3:11 pm on June 20, 2012
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Ill bet Dan is SOOO Angry at this!
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Posted at: 3:13 pm on June 20, 2012
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I understand that Ian. Dan, I would watch out, we Lucians are coming to HUMILIATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted at: 5:06 pm on June 20, 2012
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In the uk it is illegal to open someone else'e mail!
Anyway, why would you make fun of Dan if you can't even get a girlfriend???
P.S. Amy is your cousin - you don't marry your own family 
P.P.S. Amy doesn't like you
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Posted at: 5:16 pm on June 20, 2012
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IAN! Dan does not have a girlfriend! Frm school at least, I'm already his girlfriend! Molly is just his friend,!
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Posted at: 5:23 pm on June 20, 2012
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Of course a luician 
would open up someone elses mail. The clue hunt is over, Dan's got nothing to hide.Now a Janus 
knows what privacy is. Even a Tomas 
wouldn't open that or would they. I don't know.I bet a Ekat 
wouldn't open it, they would just put one of their crazy gadgets in it.
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Posted at: 6:02 pm on June 20, 2012
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hey IAN u have a girlfriend too
and she is Amy
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEY GUYS I LIVE IN BRAZIL
Posted at: 6:54 pm on June 20, 2012
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IAN DONT GO THROUGH PPL'S MAIL! THAT IS ILEAGAL!
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Posted at: 7:32 pm on June 20, 2012
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Hey, Ian is it true that you're extremely ticklish? And do you really have a teddy bear named Mr. Buttons?
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Posted at: 7:44 pm on June 20, 2012
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Lolz u r awesome
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Posted at: 8:04 pm on June 20, 2012
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You can just feel the awkwardness...
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Posted at: 8:07 pm on June 20, 2012
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Dan is probibly gaging behind a tree right now, but I have a quick question. Is 'Molly' the one who allways wheres the two blonde pigtails and giggles ALL THE TIME???? NO WAY! Isn't her mother a artist or something? Sounds Janus.
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Posted at: 8:11 pm on June 20, 2012
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Oooohhh. Dan, better reply to her. Or else. And here, else=killing you or let the Vespers kill you while I sit back and watch
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Posted at: 9:08 pm on June 20, 2012
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Dan's probably going to freak out when he sees this O.o
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Posted at: 9:13 pm on June 20, 2012
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DUDE!!!!! Why didn't you keep this information, you could have blackedmailed him man! And now you can't. I mean, he's rich for pete sakes!!! Do you know all the stuff you could've gotten. But, I do have props on how you put it, the title, the intro, and leaving it off with the love note. 
, very perfessional like. First I was shocked, and ended up laughing in the weird, hippy way I do. Nice.
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Posted at: 9:34 pm on June 20, 2012
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Ian don't you think your being a bit mean. You know readimg Dan's mail like that. It's ok Dan I don't have a love life but it's not wrong for you to like a girl. 
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Posted at: 10:04 pm on June 20, 2012
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Have you heard of privacy?
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Posted at: 10:27 pm on June 20, 2012
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omg dan girlfriend...
dans ganna kill you when he finds out you read his mail
wait how did you read the mail if your not in atllebrow
are you back
molly is so sweet, i just hope shes not a vesper
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Posted at: 11:33 pm on June 20, 2012
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