Dan—
It turns out you’re not as much of a barbarian as I thought. You received a card in the mail today, which I took the liberty of opening and transcribing below:
Dear Dan,
Why haven’t you been in school? I’ve sent you a few texts, but there’s been no response. Are you ok? I hope you’re not sick! Anyway, if you’re back in time, do you want to go to the middle school formal with me? I know you don’t like to dance, but I bet you’d look really cute in a suit :)
Xoxo Molly
Posted at: 2:50 pm on June 19, 2012
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oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is funny,good luck dan!!!!!
-90% madrigial
-10%lucian
HI! I'm Mrs.Horan,and you are?
Potatoes!!!!!-Niall Horan
Posted at: 3:27 pm on August 1, 2012
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Yea Thats so hilarious!!!!
Go Madrigals!!!
Posted at: 4:21 pm on August 1, 2012
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come on fellow cahills if we don't join in forces we will surely lose to the vespers and dont want that to happen . - amber dragon
Posted at: 4:47 pm on August 1, 2012
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Ian why would you look through peolpes mail!!!!!
how rude
but LOL
Posted at: 6:48 pm on August 1, 2012
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spoler alert!
dear mobs: please let this pass even though it spoils some stuff. i want people too know about the black book of burride secrets. please destroy after reading before posting and.
what if molly's a veseper like dan's dad? 
he was sent to butter up hope into spillin' secrets but fell in love insted
!
he undid his veseper ties to marry hope! talk about true-love!x2!
find out more with the black book of buried secrets part: madrigal; section: founders
or dan realy has an admierer, girl-friend (sill) or girlfriend! (+ still)
time to put isabel's talent into play! with out braking a swet or a nail she can make even the most clamped up agents spill there secrets
wonder if nat has those talents ( sorry i like to joke at serios moment to remove my stres)
fly like a butterfly
sting like a bee
kick vesseper butt like a cahill!!!!!!!!
M.A. + G
Posted at: 7:31 pm on August 1, 2012
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I don't think Ian has to be jealous though. He's got looks. And anyways, I think Amy is still out for Ian.
I am absolutely 
evil, 
strong, 
great, 
genius, and, 
unbelievable.
‡Sage Heavenswheel ~ Titania‡
†Mad Hatter†
Posted at: 1:55 am on August 2, 2012
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LOLOLOL! Usually it's N
~Mew~
~*~Coach Gone, A Lucian on The Voice RP~*~
Amian and Evamy are the jackpots. You gotta admit.
PROUD TO BE A 3/4 LUCIAN AND A 1/4 TOMAS.
Posted at: 11:36 am on August 2, 2012
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Great. I messed up my post. Anyways, great job! Dan deserves it for all the pranks he does
~Mew~
~*~Coach Gone, A Lucian on The Voice RP~*~
Amian and Evamy are the jackpots. You gotta admit.
PROUD TO BE A 3/4 LUCIAN AND A 1/4 TOMAS.
Posted at: 11:36 am on August 2, 2012
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Plus you're lucky I'm standing up for you on the Vesper Mole thing. Your a main suspect.
~Mew~
~*~Coach Gone, A Lucian on The Voice RP~*~
Amian and Evamy are the jackpots. You gotta admit.
PROUD TO BE A 3/4 LUCIAN AND A 1/4 TOMAS.
Posted at: 1:20 pm on August 2, 2012
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ibet dan will turn red when he sees it!
i didn't mean to come here and i didn't mean to stay, it's just where the sea wind blew me one accidental day. A HERO FIGHTS FOREVER! savvycatt1/ dragongirl/ carmonkittycatt1/ the honey trap......
Posted at: 1:44 pm on August 2, 2012
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I don't get it who's Dans girlfriend?
Aqua Running
50% Tomas
50% Madrigal
Spain/ Catalunya Known as only Spanish cahill in Spain.
Posted at: 2:10 pm on August 2, 2012
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i didn't mean to come here and i didn't mean to stay, it's just where the sea wind blew me one accidental day. A HERO FIGHTS FOREVER! savvycatt1/ dragongirl/ carmonkittycatt1/ the honey trap......
Posted at: 2:23 pm on August 2, 2012
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does any one else have a problem with mission 3 the dead of night i have gold in all the missions and it still says that it is still incomplete, if this has happen to you or if there is something i'm missing please help
Its not over yet
Posted at: 2:28 pm on August 2, 2012
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Nice one Ian!!! Hey Dan, I didn't know under those ninja skills you are actually ROMANTIC??!!
Aurora Cahill
10 yrs old
5th grade
25% lucian 25% Ekat 25% janus 25% tomas
btr fan also 1 direction fan
district 12 victor Peeta's girlfriend
Posted at: 2:46 pm on August 2, 2012
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Ian, you are so cruel. But great stuff!
1) Cher Lloyd
2) Taylor Swift
3) Little Mix
4) One Direction
Go Mixers and Directioners!!! ;)
Posted at: 5:05 pm on August 2, 2012
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Dude just wrong!!!
Gryffindor
RainPelt of Thunder Clan and River Clan
Pokemon Master
Kamen Rider
39 Clues master
Pokemon Champion
LIKE A CAHILL
Son of Neptune
PEACE OUT
Posted at: 2:35 am on August 3, 2012
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Nice saying Really!
Gryffindor
RainPelt of Thunder Clan and River Clan
Pokemon Master
Kamen Rider
39 Clues master
Pokemon Champion
LIKE A CAHILL
Son of Neptune
PEACE OUT
Posted at: 2:36 am on August 3, 2012
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Sorry for cutting of the letter but to restart [lucian janus as you see and madrigal]
VIP agent coming off!
Gryffindor
RainPelt of Thunder Clan and River Clan
Pokemon Master
Kamen Rider
39 Clues master
Pokemon Champion
LIKE A CAHILL
Son of Neptune
PEACE OUT
Posted at: 2:40 am on August 3, 2012
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Excuse me? Did you say that Molly is onto Dan?
so hilarious!!! I think he should really go with her! :P
Posted at: 6:07 am on August 3, 2012
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Ian Your so Mean!!
[ ] \ a ' v Tershichore gfda
~AmIan forever
~Vesper
District 13
Posted at: 6:26 am on August 3, 2012
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Realli, Ian?! Ever heard of privacy? lol
Posted at: 12:00 pm on August 3, 2012
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BEWARE THE RATH OF SALADIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever belives in him shall not perish instead have ever lasting life
Jonh 3:16
Posted at: 2:09 pm on August 3, 2012
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cool but I dont talk to enemys
Owen Cahill
Janus Branch
book writer
song writer/singer
Posted at: 8:52 pm on August 3, 2012
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SWEET!!!!
Caitlin
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
lOopY
Read my story, The Reunion an Amian at 40476
Posted at: 2:23 am on August 4, 2012
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Anyone still here PLZ go to: http://www.the39clues.com/messageboard/show/29098
THX
-EM!!! †
The thief comes only tostealandkillanddestroy;
I have come that they may havelife,and have it to thefull
~John10:10
Posted at: 2:31 pm on August 4, 2012
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so Ian you are telling that Dan likes this Molly> ok it is not that funny.
Posted at: 4:46 pm on August 4, 2012
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Haha nice one but it's so obivious he likes your sister Kabra
Simone
-Simone
35% Janus
35% Ekat
20% Lucian
10% Tomas
I'd rather be a freak than be like everyone else ~Me
Posted at: 8:36 pm on August 4, 2012
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...yea. hilarious.
but ru PIE???
"This...this is a pen!" ~Percy Jackson
spoken by the most itellegent boy ever.
well, except for my boyfriend. <3
Posted at: 8:53 am on August 5, 2012
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Even though the stuff that you posted is really mean, it's really good stuff. Sorry for saying the word stuff twice. Do you think that Dan likes the girl? I don't think so. He doesn't really seem that way. He seems more of an 'I'm not really interested in relationships' sort-of-guy.
1) Cher Lloyd
2) Taylor Swift
3) Little Mix
4) One Direction
Go Mixers and Directioners!!! ;)
Posted at: 2:39 pm on August 5, 2012
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u should b ashamed ian!
posting other peoples private mail!
congrats,Dan;turns out the ninja's a ladies man!
Posted at: 4:00 pm on August 5, 2012
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WOW when did he finally grow up
son of Hades evreyone. oh ya, v1 is hades
Posted at: 5:02 pm on August 5, 2012
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ya
son of Hades evreyone. oh ya, v1 is hades
Posted at: 5:03 pm on August 5, 2012
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wwwwooooooooowwwwwwwww
son of Hades evreyone. oh ya, v1 is hades
Posted at: 5:05 pm on August 5, 2012
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Dude! I'm like, all those things you are! I am obsessed with
Star Wars, believe in Christ, and I'm 100% Lucian, Tomas, Ekaterina, Janus, and Madrigal . (I have an acount for each branch)
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Posted at: 5:07 pm on August 5, 2012
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''ugh''
son of Hades evreyone. oh ya, v1 is hades
Posted at: 5:07 pm on August 5, 2012
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very cool ... what the ... there here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
son of Hades evreyone. oh ya, v1 is hades
Posted at: 5:09 pm on August 5, 2012
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what
son of Hades evreyone. oh ya, v1 is hades
Posted at: 5:10 pm on August 5, 2012
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OMG!!!!!!!!!! natalie...ooohhhh...dan u better run!!!!!!!
"This...this is a pen!" ~Percy Jackson
spoken by the most itellegent boy ever.
well, except for my boyfriend. <3
Posted at: 11:20 pm on August 5, 2012
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wow ian thats low really low
Take her! Oh and by the way, You really have to work on your manners.
