Dan—
It turns out you’re not as much of a barbarian as I thought. You received a card in the mail today, which I took the liberty of opening and transcribing below:
Dear Dan,
Why haven’t you been in school? I’ve sent you a few texts, but there’s been no response. Are you ok? I hope you’re not sick! Anyway, if you’re back in time, do you want to go to the middle school formal with me? I know you don’t like to dance, but I bet you’d look really cute in a suit :)
Xoxo Molly
Posted at: 2:50 pm on June 19, 2012
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Dan i think you might have broken natalies heart
poor natalie
Posted at: 12:15 am on July 12, 2012
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DAN COME ON YOU CAN DO BETTER THEN THAT SHES NOT EVEN A CAHILL
Posted at: 12:17 am on July 12, 2012
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Have you ever heard of privacy, Ian? But, I geuss I would have opened it, too.-Jonathan
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Posted at: 8:55 am on July 12, 2012
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Hey Kabra nice one
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Posted at: 1:10 pm on July 12, 2012
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"Molly" must be a vesper or Ian u made it up
Posted at: 9:09 pm on July 12, 2012
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Ian don't you have something better to do than look through dan's love mail but i have to say. NICE ONE!
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Posted at: 11:09 pm on July 12, 2012
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omg whos molly? what if dan doesnt actually know her and shes a vesper??
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Posted at: 10:58 am on July 13, 2012
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Okay, that is a little funny. But Ian, I think you should know that what you did was illegal in the U.S. Here, taking somone else's mail, and defenatly reading in and putting it on the web, is a fellony. If Dan wasn't wanted by Interpool, he could get you arrested for that. It's not like you haven't done enough to make him want to.I suggest you try to take down the post and appologize to Dan when he finds out.
Posted at: 5:49 pm on July 13, 2012
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My Uncle is a vesper... < Yikes! How should I know? You were the head master mind of everything. No! Don't get the Wyoming twins! They get too scary. Casper once threaten to shoot me with a MP7 while I was sleeping! Huh?!!! It was 3:00AM in the morning!!! No, uncle trent! I'm not deactivating my account. This is a awesome website. What if you get out of my house? Go back to your cave hideout... No! Phoenix Wizard is a kid! He's innocent. Sheesh... Cahill intelligence is better than the vesper organization... well... FINE BYE!!!!>
Note: the entire act was a fake. Rayerill out
Posted at: 6:02 pm on July 13, 2012
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im jackson and i like pie!!!!!! i am a lucian
Posted at: 6:42 pm on July 13, 2012
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Dan had a cellphone? The girlfriend id believable but how could she text him? I'm pretty sure he didn't nor doesn't have a cell phone.
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Posted at: 7:57 pm on July 13, 2012
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I never really got that. It seems to me Dan is a little immature and wouldn't have a girlfriend and it seemed to me that Amy liked Ian.
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Posted at: 7:58 pm on July 13, 2012
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Rockin'n job Ian, but aren't we focusing on destroying the vespers?
Posted at: 8:02 pm on July 13, 2012
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Molly is a stalker. I am Dan's girlfriend. Got it? Good.
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Posted at: 8:17 pm on July 13, 2012
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Cobra, if anyone's a barbarian it's you. By the way, did you know reading other people's mail is illegal? And Molly's just some girl that asked Dan out & he hasn't responded yet.
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Posted at: 9:39 pm on July 13, 2012
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Man, Ian get a grip. I bet you are jealous at Dan because he has a girlfriend.
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Posted at: 11:49 pm on July 13, 2012
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OK, I admit it, that is kind of funny, but you shouldn't be in Dan's bussness!
Posted at: 9:48 am on July 14, 2012
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LOL Ian!!! Nice one! I wonder what Dan thinks about you opening his mail
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Posted at: 1:34 am on July 15, 2012
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Run for your life while you can Ian
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Posted at: 4:52 am on July 15, 2012
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Hey! that's mean! Don't tease dan just because he fell for some "clever" Kabra prank!
Posted at: 5:27 am on July 15, 2012
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what ya doing
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Posted at: 2:38 pm on July 15, 2012
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I dont believe you Ian!! >:( You made it up!
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Posted at: 3:28 pm on July 15, 2012
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THIS PLACE IS WIERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP!!!!!!!!!
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Posted at: 6:51 pm on July 15, 2012
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*Rolls eyes* Mature Ian. Very Mature. And you say Americans don't have class? *Smirks* Speak for yourself,Ian.
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Posted at: 7:11 pm on July 15, 2012
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@my twin:What the-? Natalia how many times do I have to tell you to stop hacking into my account? @Everyone:Ignore my first comment which was posted on the 21 of June. I can't believe I barely noticed it.
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Dan you such dweeb! -Amy Cahill
AMIAN MUST HAPPEN! <3
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Posted at: 7:17 pm on July 15, 2012
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You Are So Mean, Ian. Funny, but Mean. 
Posted at: 7:23 pm on July 15, 2012
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Ian, how are you expecting Dan to deal with this?!?!?! I mean come on give him a break man. Well I would probably do the same, and I'ld be really mad to know that some one was going through my private stuff. But still!
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Posted at: 2:54 am on July 16, 2012
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nice!
LUCIANS RULE !
Posted at: 11:42 am on July 16, 2012
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*Gasp!* It cannot be, Dan! What will your real girlfriend say? I mean, alright, at the moment she's on vacation in Paris, visiting family, but still...Tsk, tsk. Naughty child, cheating behind your girlfriend's back. What would Grace think?
What's that, Ian? You say you had no clue Dan had a French girlfriend? *Le gasp* You think you know everything about Dan's personal life? *Turns to fellow agents* My friends, I do believe we have a stalker on our hands.
*Ignores Ian's fervent denial* Face it, Ian. Your lack of Amy's love has made your life cold and barren, and you must stalk her and her brother to feel adequate. *Shakes head sadly*
Ian: You're evil, and quite deranged, miss.
I suppose I am, Ian. *Awesomely evil laugh* Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!
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Posted at: 12:02 pm on July 16, 2012
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Ok that is wierd: i thought that your sister liked him.
Oh well. But seriously Ian? why would you be snooping in Dan's mail when you have better thigs to do.
ps how do you add the words at the bottom of each post? i've got some AWESOME ideas
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Posted at: 12:55 pm on July 16, 2012
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Molly? Never heard of her.
Dan in a suit? Unimaginable.
Dan cute? Dan with a girlfriend?
Dan at a middle school formal?
Is this Molly crazy? Ian, investigate, please.
Jeff,
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Posted at: 1:10 pm on July 16, 2012
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Haven't you ever heard of personal privacy Ian? I higly doubt that you would like it if Amy started reading your letters.
Otherthan that, it's really quite funny!
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Posted at: 1:26 pm on July 16, 2012
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Awesome! he has a girlfreind!
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Posted at: 5:03 pm on July 16, 2012
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do you have a lady friend dan?
Posted at: 6:27 pm on July 16, 2012
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Somebody has been less of a loner than we thought.
Ian, i don't see you with a gf, don't be such a lucian (I mean the bad kind)
Solum lucians dominabitur venari. Quicquid fit, victores erimus!
Figger out what dat means without using google translate.
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Posted at: 7:14 pm on July 16, 2012
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funny ian
Posted at: 8:23 pm on July 16, 2012
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Oh Ian, you rapscallion! But this is surprising news... To think, with someone like Dan how he is right now to have a girlfriend, that's crazy! But she could just be a stalker... I mean, she could just have a crush on him. We don't really know that Dan returns the feelings. But still, if it's true, you just exposed Dan's girlfriend all over the internet! You're such a ragamuffin.
I didn't really think I'd be a Lucian, I feel like more of a Janus or Ekaterina, but I can be sneaky and devious, too! But now I'm a Madrigal, so I feel awesome.
Posted at: 8:32 pm on July 16, 2012
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Lol. Pure comedy gold. Quick, Feliciano, send this to Alfie! Oh, and Artie, too! Don't forget Lovi and Lud!
Feli: But, that would be cruel! 
Me: Just do it already!
Feli: Okay...
Alfie: 
Artie: 
Lovi:
Lud:
~~~~~~~~~~
PASTA~!
PASTA~!
I FEEL PRUSSIA RIGHT NOW!!!
Posted at: 12:01 am on July 17, 2012
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Wow! Adreinne you need to watch out someone is cheatin on ya! anyway all you dan lovers out there (including me) has a huge compeition. BTW Ian MYOB!!! Seriously? What about Amy? Don't you love her? So MYOB kk?
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Posted at: 1:42 am on July 17, 2012
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