Dan—
It turns out you’re not as much of a barbarian as I thought. You received a card in the mail today, which I took the liberty of opening and transcribing below:
Dear Dan,
Why haven’t you been in school? I’ve sent you a few texts, but there’s been no response. Are you ok? I hope you’re not sick! Anyway, if you’re back in time, do you want to go to the middle school formal with me? I know you don’t like to dance, but I bet you’d look really cute in a suit :)
Xoxo Molly
Posted at: 2:50 pm on June 19, 2012
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Oh, come on Ian! First off, stay out of Dan's personal life! It's rude. Secondly, shouldn't you be worrying about finding your sister and the other captives? I would be more concerned with that than trying to make Dan mad. 
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Posted at: 6:54 pm on July 1, 2012
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Nice, Ian! LOL!
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Posted at: 8:03 pm on July 1, 2012
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Oh,come off it!Just 'cause that card came doesn't mean he has a girlfriend!You are just like anyone else!A girl can't talk to a boy without everyone going oooooooo!And anywhay,that's gossip and gossiping is wrong.CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT!
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Posted at: 4:28 am on July 2, 2012
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dude really not cool
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Posted at: 10:22 am on July 2, 2012
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Ian, oh that's low!!!!!! That is the real bottom of the pit thing. Seriously? U posted that?!! LOL! Come on! Show some respect for the guy who helped U put Ur Mum behind bars!! Besides, I thought U respected rich people. Dan has more money than U right now! Either way, U got some nerve, I'll admit.
Still wearing that purple\pink sweater? Really? Do U have no fashion tast? I like the old look better. And Ur hair, it took me a while not to freak out when I saw it.
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Posted at: 12:21 pm on July 2, 2012
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BTW KABRA U were totally evil to make Amy feel like aweful and like U didn't care about her when U DUMPED HER!!!!! SHAME SHAME SHAME!!!!!
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Posted at: 12:23 pm on July 2, 2012
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Maybe because he's been busy with something like a family project
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Posted at: 3:10 pm on July 2, 2012
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ian, reading other peoples mail is a federal offense we are going to have to take you into custody XD
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Posted at: 3:30 pm on July 2, 2012
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Wow, Ian. Really? I think you're just jealous because Dan's got a girl and you can't get one. :{P
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Posted at: 3:55 pm on July 2, 2012
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Dan never struck me as a charmer... that's what you get for leaving your mail with a Lucian. 
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Posted at: 4:24 pm on July 2, 2012
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oh lawl dan has little amdirer that cute:)( and drop dead hilarous at the same time.
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Posted at: 5:39 pm on July 2, 2012
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Hahaha, I can practically feel the millions of girls that had a crush on Dan heart's breaking. Though I must say, Ian, very well done. Not only did you probably manage to embarrass the Ninja Lord, but invade his privacy and spread it all over the web too! Well done, I tip my hat off to you, kind sir. Well, semi-kind, or well to be more specific not-really-kind-at-all. Yeah, it's up to you which one you choose..
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Posted at: 9:39 pm on July 2, 2012
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hahaha nice one :)
Posted at: 3:47 am on July 3, 2012
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That's really funny. RoflMayonaisse
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Posted at: 10:29 am on July 3, 2012
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awwww!
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Posted at: 1:05 pm on July 3, 2012
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*breathless from laughing too hard* HA! That is high-larious! But really Ian, why'd you go through Dan's mail? What if Dan went through your mail and figured out you have a Madrigal girlfriend named Sandy? I would laugh SO HARD. I'm laughing now! But this is serious. No more laughing. You shouldn't have gone through Dan's mail(
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Posted at: 3:59 pm on July 3, 2012
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Way to go, Ian! I knew you had a sense of humor!
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Posted at: 9:44 pm on July 3, 2012
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Umm...wow......uh.......Ian?.... you do know Dan will probably send a ninja to hunt you down ya know? You are a very brave man. And what is with you and the barbarian thing? It's so... so... ANNOYING! Well I guess that's what happends when you've been around your mother for too long.
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Posted at: 5:01 am on July 4, 2012
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H
a ha ha that is kind of funny that must be embarrassing for Molly
Posted at: 8:53 am on July 4, 2012
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Ha Ha Ha
Dan: Ian, have you heard of such a thing as PRIVACY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted at: 10:28 am on July 4, 2012
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Check these out:
http://www.the39clues.com/messageboard/show/20853
http://www.the39clues.com/messageboard/show/20852
http://www.the39clues.com/messageboard/show/26293
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Posted at: 1:03 pm on July 4, 2012
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That's funny!! But Dan... don't you like Natalie?
Posted at: 4:19 pm on July 4, 2012
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i actually thought Dan would get a girlfriend just a little bit longer. well i thought wrong.
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Posted at: 4:53 pm on July 4, 2012
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YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. This is crazy!!!!! Dan; tell me. Is this true?
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Posted at: 5:56 pm on July 4, 2012
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How ruuuude
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Posted at: 9:05 pm on July 4, 2012
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I thihk you should stop making fun of Dan`s love life I mean realy if he wants to have a girlfriend let him have one
Posted at: 10:57 am on July 5, 2012
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great! never would have thouht it
Posted at: 11:56 am on July 5, 2012
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Ian you are sooooo rude. I would laugh if Dan got you back by using Saladin!! Plus privacy is important.
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Posted at: 1:34 pm on July 5, 2012
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HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! BUT REALLY EVER HERD OF PRIVACY?
PEACE OUT!!
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Posted at: 7:58 pm on July 5, 2012
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JIGGLYPUFF DOES NOT APPROVE OF MOLLY!!
JIGGLYPUFF APPROVES OF NATALIE AND NATALIE ONLY!!!!
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Posted at: 11:51 pm on July 5, 2012
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Ian I am a Lucian so I can't get to mad but Dans my favorite person in the 39 clues so....DONT OPEN HIS MAIL!!!
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Posted at: 11:26 am on July 6, 2012
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This is one of the things I love about you, Ian! Just imagine the look on Dan's face...
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Posted at: 11:34 am on July 6, 2012
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Nice One Ian!! LoL!!!
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Posted at: 12:56 pm on July 6, 2012
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He should so get you back by posting something of you talking about Amy or whatever!!!! But still good one Ian
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Posted at: 2:03 pm on July 6, 2012
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(dan) hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted at: 3:19 pm on July 6, 2012
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Awesomeness. Nice, Ian.
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Posted at: 3:58 pm on July 6, 2012
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how do we know your not making it up
Please look at my other posts.
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Posted at: 5:01 pm on July 6, 2012
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YO!! BLACKDOG1140?!? (Ilike the name by the way.) R u a percy jackson fan? If you r then i am to!!
out.
( oh and the reson why i have an Ecat. dragon on there is because 1) I like dragons
2) I don't want to be a Tomas. I want to be ether a Lucian or a Ecat. :-D)
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Posted at: 5:46 pm on July 6, 2012
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I also think Ian just wrote the letter,because I think everyone heard about the news on televison.
PS:was it only heard in the interpol and police?
Posted at: 9:30 pm on July 6, 2012
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