Dan—
It turns out you’re not as much of a barbarian as I thought. You received a card in the mail today, which I took the liberty of opening and transcribing below:
Dear Dan,
Why haven’t you been in school? I’ve sent you a few texts, but there’s been no response. Are you ok? I hope you’re not sick! Anyway, if you’re back in time, do you want to go to the middle school formal with me? I know you don’t like to dance, but I bet you’d look really cute in a suit :)
Xoxo Molly
Posted at: 2:50 pm on June 19, 2012
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Nice one, Ian!
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Posted at: 2:53 pm on June 19, 2012
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That's hilarious! Mostly because everyone thinks he likes your sister Kabra!
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Posted at: 2:53 pm on June 19, 2012
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LOL!!! OMG that Molly kid likes Dan!!! HAHAHAHA!! NICE ONE IAN!
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Posted at: 2:56 pm on June 19, 2012
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OMG!!!
Dan and Molly sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!
sorry, i'm feeling really silly today!
But seriously Ian, heard of privacy??!!
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Posted at: 2:58 pm on June 19, 2012
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D: <--- Mouth wide open. I can't believe what I just read! I'm so shocked I have nothing else to say anymore.
Posted at: 3:06 pm on June 19, 2012
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Ian, you're just jelous that Dan has an admirer, why else would you be opening his mail. It's okay, It's normal... either that or Dan wrote it to himself to make you feel jelous...
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Posted at: 3:07 pm on June 19, 2012
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Omg Dan has a girl friend poor Natilie she's going to freak when you guys free the hostages oh and what will Amy do I mean if you tell her and all haha you two are so cute ~Mia~
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Posted at: 3:07 pm on June 19, 2012
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Oh my dog....
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Posted at: 3:13 pm on June 19, 2012
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O_o Danalie fans...watch out! Third to like! =D Though I think Ian made it up.
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Posted at: 3:16 pm on June 19, 2012
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Poor Natalie.
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Posted at: 3:17 pm on June 19, 2012
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Who's Molly? Possibly first to post.
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Posted at: 3:18 pm on June 19, 2012
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HAHAHA!!! Oh, Wow thats funny!!!
Just this time Ian, I praise you!!!
Good Luck, Dan!!! XD
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Posted at: 3:22 pm on June 19, 2012
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Dan you better save the hostages quick
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Posted at: 3:24 pm on June 19, 2012
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OH! Dan, tell me all about this...lol
Ian, I would watch out for Dan...and the wrath of Saladin.
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Posted at: 3:31 pm on June 19, 2012
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AWWWWWW! This is cute!:)I wish I had the guts to do that with my crush!
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Posted at: 3:34 pm on June 19, 2012
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OMG!!!
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Posted at: 3:34 pm on June 19, 2012
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wow
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Posted at: 3:37 pm on June 19, 2012
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Oooh, molly. What the heck?
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Posted at: 3:39 pm on June 19, 2012
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IAN?!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!? GET BACK TO C.C.C.!!! Dan's "girlfriend" can wait!!!
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Posted at: 3:42 pm on June 19, 2012
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Wow, Ian. I guess that's something nice from you? And that's hilarious. Everyone thinks that Dan is going to get together with your sister. And shouldn't you be working on finding the hostages or what Vesper One wants next, not worring about Dan's love life?
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Posted at: 3:43 pm on June 19, 2012
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ohmighosh, I never knew Dan was a dork!
lesson, Admins should not have love interests, if they do, the people on here are going to torment them for it.
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Posted at: 3:43 pm on June 19, 2012
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Don't worry, Dan, it's okay to have someone love you, no matter who teases you.
Posted at: 3:46 pm on June 19, 2012
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Coool!
Now I can shoot someone named Molly! (kidding, kidding.)
Dan! You know better than to do that! Say no!
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Posted at: 3:47 pm on June 19, 2012
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Ooh! Cha cha Ian. I wonder how Dan shall react to this? "Wow!" or "AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!"
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Posted at: 3:48 pm on June 19, 2012
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You are sneaky aren't you? Dan is full of surprises isn't he? Xoxo? Wow Dan, that's a little too much, don't you think?
Anyway, it's always a treat when you post on the MB, Ian. I hope you do more often, though I know your probably very busy. I almost laughed aloud when I read you took the liberty of opening it yourself . . . I wonder what Dan'll say next time he posts on the Message Board. If you ever need any help thinking up an excuse that Dan'll understand and will save you from facing Dan's wrath (I've heard that he's been taking martial arts lately), then come to me. I have a brother who is unbelievabley like Dan.
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Posted at: 3:54 pm on June 19, 2012
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Ian, what are we going to do with you ?
Would you like it if Dan started going through your mail ?
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Posted at: 4:00 pm on June 19, 2012
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Haha, that's hilarious. Nice, Ian! If it was anyone else you'd done it to, I'd call it mean... but this is Dan! He snoops on people all the time anyway. Just a piece of his own medicine. =D
Wait a second... does this mean that Ian's back from Argentina?? Because he wouldn't be getting Dan's mail if he was still gone.
Proof that Ian's still loyal!!!
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Posted at: 4:02 pm on June 19, 2012
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I'm sure we'll hear all about this in Shatterproof!
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Posted at: 4:08 pm on June 19, 2012
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Nice one, Ian! Up top! :D (Holds hand out for high five)
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Posted at: 4:10 pm on June 19, 2012
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IAN! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???
Wow.... Dan has a girlfriend? Wow....
When he reads this he's gonna kill youuuuu.....
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Posted at: 4:27 pm on June 19, 2012
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Ahem?
Excuse me?
Ahem?
Anymore words I can use to dexcribe this new revelation?
She will be a Vesper. I am actually pretty sure. Call it Female Intuition, or whatever the Male equivelant of Female Intuition is.
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Posted at: 4:32 pm on June 19, 2012
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;) omg! Hilarious!
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Posted at: 4:33 pm on June 19, 2012
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NICE ONE IAN!!!!!
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Posted at: 4:42 pm on June 19, 2012
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Posted at: 4:44 pm on June 19, 2012
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I thought we couldn't talk about private stuff
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Posted at: 4:46 pm on June 19, 2012
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Awwwww!!! The little ninja got himself a girl friend:)
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Posted at: 4:47 pm on June 19, 2012
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Mwa ha ha ha! That will probably stop all 'Dan and me' fan fics for good!
This girl is probably a Vesper-- this is too good to be true.
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Posted at: 4:51 pm on June 19, 2012
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Seriously, Ian? You don't just go and read other people's mail.
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Posted at: 4:52 pm on June 19, 2012
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