This is my first story!Enjoy! Episode 1
Me:Hello everyone!This is your host Rianna and today I will be interviewing the Cahills!
(Audience claps and cheers)
Me:Okay!Now,let us welcome the not-so-perfect Ian Kabra! (Audience laughs)
Ian:Not-so-perfect?!Excuse me?! Me:Yeah,yeah,whatever Cobra! Ian:It’s KABRA,you-
Me:Yeah!I know!Now shut up! *cools off * Okay Ian!Glad you could be here!
Ian:Of course I’ll be here!How can I not come if you called me and threatened to cut all of my precious clothes with craft scissors?!
Me:*grins evilly* Haha. Okay,now to the interview…how do you feel to be here? Ian: I’m really angry because you dragged me over to this stupid-
Me:*writes down on notebook:Ian feels happy that someone threatened to cut his clothes with craft scissors Ü*
Ian:Hey!That’s not what I said! Me:Next question.Are you in love with Amy Cahill?
Ian: *blushes uncontrollably* Uhh…um…
Audience:TRUTH!TRUTH!TRUTH!
Ian:No!I am not in love with her!I don’t like her!That is the truth! Me:Oh really Ian?!You think you can fool me!?How do you explain this?! *pulls out Ian’s diary* Ian:How!? Me:*read’s Ian’s diary entry for April 28th* Dear Diary,I miss Amy Cahill.She is so amazing!I think I should go to the command center to pay her a visit.I hope she will be happy with my unexpected visit.I am so brilliant!Love,Ian Kabra. Ian,your answer please?!
Ian:*blushes uncontrollably again*Uhh…FINE!I am really in love with Amy! Wait,is this live!?
Me:*writes down on notebook:Ian loves Amy* What?Oh yes!This is live!
Ian:NOOOOOO!This is so embarrassing!
Me:*grins evilly* Now,Ian.One last question,what do you think of Evan Tolliver? *snickers*
Ian:I HATE THAT GUY!He is not right for Amy!I think he is a Vesper!!!
Me: You think so?! *writes down on notebook:Ian thinks Evan is perfect for Amy and thinks he is a Vesper.Ü * Ian:Hey!!!That’s not what I-
Me:*pulls out craft scissors from pocket and points to Ian* Now get out of here before I turn your clothes into paper dolls!
Ian:*screams like a little girl and runs away* HEEEEELP!
Me:*snickers* Now time for a commercial break before I welcome our second guest! (Catchy theme song plays)
So did you guys like it?I’m just new to the message board and the website.This is my first story though.Me and my cousin (HappyBlue15) were supposed to write this story together but sadly,her mom did not allow her to post on the message board.
Anyways,I hoped you like it!
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If I could replay,I would’ve never let you go…
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Posted at: 2:29 am on May 4, 2012
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Anyone in there? *sniffle,sniffle* Anyone? *Rianna starts to cry* Anyone?
^OnE DIRECTION^
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If I could replay,I would’ve never let you go…
Eleanor + Louis =
Posted at: 2:24 am on May 5, 2012
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I’ll just continue this story even though no one is reading it.Hope you like it.If you ever find my story…Me:Welcome back to the show!Those commercials were pretty boring.Anyways,here is Hamilton Holt!
(Hamilton walks in)
Hamilton:You called for me?
Me:Yes.Now please sit down.Hamilton:*sits down on a plush chair*Why’d you call for me,weird girl?
Me:First of all,my name is Rianna and I am not weird!Second,I called you here for an interview!Hamilton:Okay…
Me:First question,what do you think of Amian?
Hamilton:No answer.
Me:Okay,let’s try a different question…Who do you think should be our next guest?
Hamilton:No answer.
Me:Ugh.Do you like Sinead?
Hamilton:No answer.
Me:All your answers are “no answer”?!This is an interview,you doofus!*pulls out water gun and shoots Hamilton*Get out of here right this instant!And don’t forget you are a doofus!(Hamilton runs away)
Me:That doofus.Anyways,bye for now and see you next time!I’ll go to sleep now.
Random fan:But it’s like 12:00 in the afternoon!
Me:Who cares?This is my life anyway!Now go away and leave.I need some sleep.*yawns* Bye.
Did you like it?I’ll post the next chapter as soon as possible even if:
1.I am talking to nobody.
2.No one is reading my story. And 3.This story is not that funny to me though.
Well,I hope someone finds this story…someday…
~Rianna~
^OnE DIRECTION^
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If I could replay,I would’ve never let you go…
Eleanor + Louis =
Posted at: 11:52 pm on May 10, 2012
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Hey, I am reading this! It's really good! And, guess what? You have the same first name of my BFF at my old school! And your the same age! How crazy is that?! Anyways, continue!
~*Nikita or Nikki*~
~*Nikita or Nikki*~
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Posted at: 9:28 am on May 12, 2012
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This story is funny!And I can understand!I wrote 1 story one time and nobody I am sure looked at it!So I think it is in page 45 or so!But I am sure this story is funny!
I am a nice girl!Please do not try to be mean!
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Posted at: 4:30 pm on May 12, 2012
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aawesome.
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Posted at: 5:11 pm on May 12, 2012
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(claps and claps and claps)
amazing! you're a born comedy writer!!
continue!!!
really,please continue for me....
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Posted at: 7:25 pm on May 12, 2012
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Oooo! Very good! I did one too! Check the siggy!
~ EEK
EEK! Oh, wait. That's me!
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Posted at: 7:32 pm on May 12, 2012
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I love it! It's awesome! Continue!
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Posted at: 8:46 pm on May 12, 2012
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@AmethystAqua141:Thanks!I’ve read some of your stories too(I think they were Amian) and they were really good!Anyways,your BFF’s name is Rianna too?And she’s 11?That’s like,so crazy!And I’ll continue,of course!
~Rianna
^OnE DIRECTION^
Directioner Forever
Zayn,Harry,Liam,Louis,Niall
If I could replay,I would’ve never let you go…
Eleanor + Louis =
Posted at: 11:22 pm on May 12, 2012
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Oh my gosh!People are reading my story!*does weird happy dance*Thanks for the comments people!@VaporBeam12:I’ve read your story!It was really funny!I loved the part when you were interviewing Sinead.And I love that funky theme song!
Anyways,here is Episode 2!
Me:Welcome!Today I will be interviewing…Amy Cahill! (Amy walks in,shaking)
Amy:Sh-should I be s-s-scared?
Me:*grins evilly*No,Amy dear.This is just an interview.*lowers voice*Sort of…Amy:Get me out of h-here!I d-don’t like this!*points to me*Y-y-you threatened t-to s-s-sell my diary online!What are you gonna do to me,anyway?!
Me:Amy,please sit down!Once again,this is an interview.Interview.Say it with me.Interview.I ask the questions and you answer them.Okay?
Amy:*sits down*I know what interview means!Just ask the questions now please! Me:Okay.How do you feel to be here?
Amy:S-s-scared!
Me:*writes down feels happy*
Amy:That’s not- Me:Ignore it.Amy:But I-
Me:I said ignore it!Jeez!Okay,do you think Evan is a Vesper?
Amy:No!Why would I think that my boyfriend is a Vesper!?
Me:That’s because he is!
Amy:No he isn’t!Evan is good!He will never be a Vesper!
Me:Fine.*writes down Evan ISN’T a Vesper*Okay.Do you still have feelings for Ian?Amy:*blushes*I..umm…
(Phone rings)
Me:Hello.You are on live.This is Rianna.Ian:You! Me:Yo,Cobra!You’re still watchin’ mah show?I thought you hated it,dude!
Ian:I just wanna make sure that you don’t ask ridiculous questions!Second,why are you acting like Jonah?Me:Because it’s fun.Why?You want me to do something else?
Ian:Yes! Me:*in British accent*Ian,I have an interview to finish!And I don’t ask ridiculous questions!I was right!Ian Kabra isn’t perfect!
Ian:Hey!I’m perfect and how can you speak Brit-
Me:Bye-bye Cobra!*hangs up*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Me:Okay,Amy.Answer my question.Do you have feelings for the Cobra?
Amy:*blushes*No!I have an adorkable boyfriend.So,there!
Me:*rolls eyes*You think you can outsmart an 11 year old like that!?How do you explain this?!
(TV plays a video in which Amy is kissing a picture of Ian while screaming “I wuv you!” appears)
Amy:*blushes*I didn’t do that!
Me:*in singsong voice*Denial!Amy is in denial!Now,Amy,we wanna know the truth!
Amy:Fine.I do have feelings for him.Just a little.
Me:*jumps up and down*I knew it!Amian is real!It is!Amy likes,I mean,loves Ian!
Amy:Can I go now? Me:Yes!I’m just so happy that you love Ian!Shoo!Before I call my ninjas! (Catchy theme song plays)
Do you like it?It was kinda long.Hehehe.Just wait for the next story.You will love it!I will act all lovesick because of the special guest!The name is………I’m not telling!Wait for the next part and find out.I’ll just give you a clue.The special guest is a boy.That’s all!Buh-bye! 
~Rianna~
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If I could replay,I would’ve never let you go…
Eleanor + Louis =
Posted at: 2:36 am on May 14, 2012
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Aha! Mwahahaha! Please check out the links on my siggy! I think we have similar views on some... topics.
~ EEK
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Posted at: 11:00 am on May 15, 2012
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I liked it alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Continue!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Farewell Ashoka Tano!
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Posted at: 1:22 pm on May 15, 2012
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You are sooooo amazing.
Continue.
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Posted at: 4:38 pm on May 15, 2012
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^OnE DIRECTION^
Directioner Forever
Zayn,Harry,Liam,Louis,Niall
If I could replay,I would’ve never let you go…
Eleanor + Louis =
Posted at: 11:58 pm on May 15, 2012
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Hello everyone.Thank you for reading my story.In my last post,I said there would be a special guest.First clue,the guest is a boy.Second clue,he is a member of One Direction.Can you guess who I’m talking about?Just find out in 3…2…1!
Me:Hello!Glad to see you all!Today we have a special guest.Please welcome,One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson!
Louis Tomlinson:*waves to fans*Thank you,fans!Thank you!
(Random fangirls faint)
Me:OMG!Louis!Can you please sign my shirt?
Louis Tomlinson:Sure!*signs shirt*
Me:*makes goo-goo eyes at Louis*Thanks.So let’s get started!How do you feel to be here?
Louis:I feel great!
Me:*writes down feels great*Do you think these to should belong together?*hands picture of Amy and Ian*
Louis Tomlinson:Umm…yeah.They do look good together.
Me:Great!*writes down thinks they look good together*Who is your favorite in the group?
Louis Tomlinson:Uhh…my favorite-
(Niall Horan appears out of nowhere)
Niall Horan:Hey Louis!We need to eat right now!C’mon!I’m starving!
Louis Tomlinson:Okay people!Bye!
Me:Bye!Let’s welcome our next guest after this commercial break!
(Catchy theme song plays)
Did you like it?Sorry if it's short!I was just thinking who should I interview next then this crazy idea popped up in my head and I was like “I should interview Louis Tomlinson!”Probably,you know Louis from One Direction,right?So one little question...Who is your favorite in 1D?
~Rianna~
^OnE DIRECTION^
Directioner Forever
Zayn,Harry,Liam,Louis,Niall
If I could replay,I would’ve never let you go…
Eleanor + Louis =
Posted at: 12:05 am on May 16, 2012
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More, more... Please.
You don't know me, don't ignore me ~ Avril Lavigne.
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Posted at: 1:35 pm on May 16, 2012
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It's HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Why try to fit in if you were born to stand out? -Dr. Seuss
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Traveling endlessly
Don't need no roads
In fact they follow me"
Posted at: 3:30 pm on May 16, 2012
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Cool
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened -Dr. Seuss
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I am a writer forever!
Posted at: 10:32 pm on May 16, 2012
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Hey,hey,hey!What’s up?Thanks for the likes and comments!So here is the next one!
(Catchy theme song plays)
Me:Welcome back to the show!Now,say “yo” to Jonah Wizard!
(Jonah walks on stage.Audience cheers.Random fangirls faint.I yawn.)
Jonah:Yo everyone!Who wants to be a gangsta?!
Me:Hey,Jonah!I will interview you!Please sit!
Jonah:*sits down*Yo,Ri!Wazzup?Let’s get this started!
Me:*rolls eyes*So,Jonah,what do you think of Amian?
Jonah:What on earth is that?!
Me:*sigh*Amian means Amy Cahill+Ian Kabra.What do you think of it?
(Phone rings)
Me:Hello?This is Rianna.You are on live.
Ian:I’m warning you!Don’t ever ask such ridiculous questi-
Me:Bye,bye,Cobra!
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Jonah:Not cool for me.Even though Ian likes Amy too much,it ain’t cool.
Me:*writes down supports Amian*
Jonah:Hey!That’s not what I-
Me:Who do you think is Vesper One?
Jonah:I have no idea!But I’m pretty sure it’s Justin Bieber!He’s stealing all my fans!*starts to sob*
Me:Okay?Who do you hate aside from Justin Bieber and the Vespers?
Jonah:One Direction!They’re also stealing my fans!
Me:But I love One Direction!
Jonah:Well,I don’t!
Me:*strangles Jonah*I hate you for hating One Direction!*hits continuously with book*
Jonah:Ahhhh!I’m being strangled!No matter what,I hate One Direction!
Me:What.Did.You.Say?!*grabs hardcover book and keeps hitting Jonah*I hate you,Wizard!I hate you!I hate you!You must love One Direction!
Jonah:*pants*No!Never!
Me:*stops hitting Jonah*Did you say never?
Jonah:Yeah!
Me:*grins evilly*That’s fine.I have other plans.*does evil laugh that lasts for 5 minutes*
Jonah:Whew!Who knew that a little girl could-
Me:*grabs Jonah and ties him to chair*
Jonah:Help!
Me:Don’t worry!*starts a little fire then grabs all Jonah Wizard merchandise and throws into fire*Muahahahahahahaha!
Jonah:My babies!Noooooo!
Me:*grabs Justin Bieber CD and puts into CD player*Muahahahahaha!This plays “Baby” 24/7!Muahahahahahahahaha!
Jonah:Not the Justin Bieber CD!
(Justin Bieber’s “Baby” plays.)
Me:One last thing,Jonah!I’m not a fan of you anymore!I will always be a fan of One Direction!Muahahahahahaha! Jonah:Stop it!I’ll do anything!Just don’t play the CD,hate me and burn my babies!
Me:Okay!Be friends with One Direction.Or else…
Jonah:Okay!I promise!
Me:Remember,I still have some of your merchandise and I can throw them into the fire anytime.And I still have the Justin Bieber CD and I can play it anytime.And I have my cellphone which I will use to call you so I can…umm.. punish you for not loving One Direction!Okay,get it!?
Jonah:Y-yes!
Me:Get out of here!Or else…*grabs JB CD*
Jonah:*screams and runs away*HELP!
Me:Serves him right.Who can not love One Direction?Anyways,see you next time!Bye!
(Catchy theme song plays)
So,was it funny?I’ll post the next chapter as soon as I can.I actually loved the part when I was strangling Jonah!Muahahahaha!I mean,who can’t love 1D?
~Rianna~
^OnE DIRECTION^
Directioner Forever
Zayn,Harry,Liam,Louis,Niall
If I could replay,I would’ve never let you go…
Eleanor + Louis =
Posted at: 12:56 am on May 17, 2012
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This is pretty cool!
Sorry, ActressExpert is not available to take your call, she is probably out writing stories or sketching- please leave a message at the tone!
BEEEEEEP!
Posted at: 5:06 am on May 17, 2012
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OMG!! HI EEK!!! I read your interview a couple weeks ago AND LOVED IT!!Please continue on it. I cant believe I found your comment...... Anyway Rianna, this is HYSTERICAl. Keep making more! I love these interviews
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Posted at: 8:26 pm on May 17, 2012
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Um.. im sorry but I dont like One Directipn. IF YOU DARE STRANGLE ME
YOU WILL BE SEVERELY PUNISHED, WORSE THAN YOU PUNISHED JONAH! So NO strangling me.I like the story though.
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Posted at: 8:32 pm on May 17, 2012
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Post!!!!!!!!!!!!
Farewell Ashoka Tano!
Amian
Luxoka
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Chocolate + Dell= Yummy!
~Dell~
Posted at: 2:07 pm on May 20, 2012
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Who the heck is one direction?
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Posted at: 9:32 pm on May 22, 2012
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Posted at: 7:16 pm on May 29, 2012
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THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!! 
PLEASE CONTINUE AND POST MORE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I used to like One Direction(), but then I realized that they have too any fans so I figured they could do with one less fan!I STILL LOVE
YOUR STORY THOUGH...and don't strangle me...or else...
Kelly 
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Posted at: 5:41 am on June 4, 2012
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OMG!I’m really,very sorry for not posting for *count,count* 2 months!!!I’ve been verrrrrrrrrrrrrry busy with school lately!I hope you forgive me!To make it up to you,here’s the next interview.
Me:Hello people!Today I will be interviewing Saladin the Cat!
(Saladin jumps on a chair and looks at me)
Me:Hello there,little buddy!What do you think of Amian?
Saladin:Mrrp.
Me:Umm…what?
Saladin:Mrrp.
Me:Uhh you need for me to explain?
Saladin:Mrrp.
Me:Uh-huh.So Amian is the pairing of Amy Cahill,your owner,and Ian Kabra,a Cobra found in London.It spells as A-M-I-A-N.What do you think of it?
Saladin:Mrrp.
Me:Ugh.Eleanor!Take Saladin away and please get our next guest Sinead Starling!
Eleanor:Yes,Rianna.*go gets Sinead*
(Sinead goes on stage holding 3 of her inventions)
Sinead:Umm..Hi?Why do I have to bring my inventions?
Me:I want to show the world how awesome you are!I will be putting it for display!
Sinead:Will you return them?
Me: *crosses finger behind back*Uhh yeah…
Sinead:Let’s start.
Me:Commercial break first!
Did you like it?I’ll be posting next week if I can…thanks for understanding…Oh and by the way,Eleanor is just a character I randomly made up…just so you know who she is….I really like that name…
~Rianna~
^OnE DIRECTION^
Directioner Forever
Zayn,Harry,Liam,Louis,Niall
If I could replay,I would’ve never let you go…
Eleanor + Louis =
Posted at: 11:28 pm on July 29, 2012
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These are even funnier than my interviews!!!! Seriously, great job! I will be checking this thread for more interviews daily 
Spiders with kittens on their backs??? Shocking! :O
*cahillmail in pending*
Posted at: 9:59 am on July 30, 2012
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