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Ian:where am I?
Evan:wait a minute... ITS YOU!!!
Alister:children! Let's not fight
Saladin:Mrrp.
Cheescake:...
Alister:good point saladin.
Ian:you speak cat?
Cheesecake:.....!
Evan:I agree with cheesecake. I can't believe you didn't know that!!!
Ian:why do you speak cheesecake? Why would anyone want to speak cheesecake?
Evan:because I love hearing them scream as I eat them.
*everyone looks at Evan*
Evan:what?
*jonah's voice comes through a speaker*
Jonah:that is a little messed up yo.
Saladin:MRRP!!!
Cheescake:........?
Alister:Jonah?!?! What are you doing?!?!
Jonah:I'm hosting yet another amazing TV show! I call it, the bachelorette, extreme edition.
Ian:wow. How about this for a twist in the plot. GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!
Jonah:no way bro! That'll make me lose all my viewers!
Evan:cheesecake, I am so sorry Jonah got you into this mess. I bet he will eat you when this is over.
Cheesecake:......tick.......tick.......tick.
Alister:what is that?
Saladin:Mrrp.
Alister:oh my good heavens! You're right!
Ian:what did Saladin say. Although it's a demon cat and probably can't be trusted, it's our best bet.
Alister:Saladin said its most likely a bomb.
Evan and Ian:SAY WHAT??!!
Cheesecake:........BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
Alister,Evan,and Ian:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Saladin:MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPP!!!!!!!!!!!
The End.
(or is it?)
" That's what happens to snow in texas lady! It....Freaking....Melts." ------------------------------The Lost Hero
Posted at: 9:35 pm on April 12, 2012
" That's what happens to snow in texas lady! It....Freaking....Melts." ------------------------------The Lost Hero
Posted at: 12:00 am on April 14, 2012
" That's what happens to snow in texas lady! It....Freaking....Melts." ------------------------------The Lost Hero
Posted at: 1:51 pm on April 14, 2012
~*Sierra
~*Hunter, Reader, Montanan
~*Great Reads: /39475 by Leo,/42076 by Ariel, /39119 by Azure
~*/39226 is My Story
~*Lucian Assassin!
Posted at: 4:14 pm on April 14, 2012
Melissa
50% JANUS
15% Tomas
15% Lucian
20% Ekat
Madrigal CIC!!!
Ginger
Proud Christian
http://www.the39clues.com/messageboard/show/22362/
I love mental giraffes!!!!!
Posted at: 2:00 am on April 15, 2012
*Laughing My Head Off*
Primrose Holt Cahill is a...
Cahill
Tribute
Divergent
and one of the talented authors for The Imposible Quest.
Posted at: 8:21 am on April 15, 2012
OMG that's hilarious!
Writer~Dancer ~Vanessa~ Actress~Singer
Gold Digger
"Maybe I grew up." - Natalie Kabra
Read at: show/19095
Posted at: 11:32 am on April 15, 2012
Announcer: welcome back to the bachlorette extreme edition. Here's your host, JONAH WIZARD!!!
Jonah: thanks for coming out tonight! Let's get right down to business, it's time to show Amy what is going on. Maybe she will reveal her actual love.
Audience: ooooooo!
Jonah: ok, here is the lucky Bachlorette, AMY!!!
*amy comes in tied to a chair*
Amy: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING KIDNAPPING ME TO SEE WHATEVER THIS IS!!!!
Jonah: It's good to have you too!
Amy: what is this anyway?
Jonah: another fabulous show of mine!
Amy: hardly.
Jonah: ouch, why you gotta be so bitter?
Amy: because, if you haven't noticed,IM TIED TO A FREAKIN CHAIR!!!!
Jonah: hey, don't blame me, I just said 'bring her here alive'
Amy: wow, I bet that YOU'RE VESPER ONE!!!!!
Audience: *gasp*
Jonah: let's show her the lucky guys in this season!!!
*camera cuts to the room with the boys*
Amy: oh, my, GOSH!!! What happened to them?
Jonah: yeah, cheesecake was eliminated after he blew up.
Amy: HE BLEW UP?!?!?!?!
Jonah: yep.
Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Jonah: what, it was just a cheesecake.
Amy: that was my special cheesecake!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It had my favorite things on it!
Jonah: like what?
Amy: like bacon and mustard and... PICKLES!
Jonah: uh, excuse me?
Amy: you monster!!!!!
Jonah: join us next time to see who gets eliminated next on... THE BACHLORETTE: EXTREME EDITION
Amy: Dan! If your watching this, HELP ME!!!!!
Dan (at home) *drops remote* that's it! It's... NINJA TIME!!
*dan runs into his room and comes out dressed like a ninja*
Dan: let's do this.
TBC......
" That's what happens to snow in texas lady! It....Freaking....Melts." ------------------------------The Lost Hero
Posted at: 6:44 pm on April 15, 2012
A dream is a wish your heart makes,
When you're fast asleep.
In dreams you lose your heartaches,
Whatever you wish for, you keep.
Posted at: 12:00 am on April 16, 2012
" That's what happens to snow in texas lady! It....Freaking....Melts." ------------------------------The Lost Hero
Posted at: 4:56 pm on April 16, 2012
" That's what happens to snow in texas lady! It....Freaking....Melts." ------------------------------The Lost Hero
Posted at: 5:07 pm on April 16, 2012
SALDIN IS PERFECT 4 aMY!
Primrose Holt Cahill is a...
Cahill
Tribute
Divergent
and one of the talented authors for The Imposible Quest.
Posted at: 6:40 am on April 17, 2012
A dream is a wish your heart makes,
When you're fast asleep.
In dreams you lose your heartaches,
Whatever you wish for, you keep.
Posted at: 9:51 am on April 17, 2012
~*Sierra
~*Hunter, Reader, Montanan
~*Great Reads: /39475 by Leo,/42076 by Ariel, /39119 by Azure
~*/39226 is My Story
~*Lucian Assassin!
Posted at: 2:19 pm on April 17, 2012
-
1
☮
Psych-O
Guardian Leader
A C-H-A-I-N Reaction ofCompassion
Whatever floats your boat...Or sinks your Titanic.
Vote for me in the Ekat elections!
Posted at: 3:04 pm on April 17, 2012
but you can have your own opinions to!
*hint hint*
AMIAN 4EVA!!!!!
Rebekah
50% Lucian
50% Ekat
800% Cahill
100% Madrigal
100% CAHILL!!!
AMIAN 4EVA!!!! (It's SO GOING TO HAPPEN!!!)
CANT WAIT TIL DAY OF DOOM!!!
Well i hope we dont all die...
Posted at: 5:07 pm on April 17, 2012
Sofie :D
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet,Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Posted at: 6:18 pm on April 17, 2012
"ahhhhhhhhhh the light"-louis-1D
for evey ying brings yang hunger games rule cheerleader
Posted at: 7:09 pm on April 18, 2012
Jonah: welcome back!!!!
Amy: Dan!!! PLZ HEAR ME!!!
Jonah: oh come on, that's like the 50th time you've said that.
Amy: oh yeah well maybe he isn't ready yet.
Jonah: Let's cut to the Lucky guys!!!!
*camera cuts to room with soot all over*
Evan: uunnnh....
Ian: Finally, Evan the Cheesecake whisperer is waking up
Saladin: mrrp.
Alister: Ok saladin, your secret is safe with me.
Ian: what did that cat just say...
Alister: NOTHING!!!!
Evan: What does nothing mean?
Alister: oh fine ill tell you, he actually speaks cheesecake too. Evan, did you hear Cheesecake's last words?
Evan: no.... What were they?
Saladin: Mrrp! *scratches alister*
Alister: OWW! the cheesecake said that Ian should be with Amy because Evan tried to ea...
Evan: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! STOP RIGHT THERE!
Ian: wait, Evan tried to eat cheesecake????
Alister: I'm afraid so.
Evan: IM INNOCENT
*all of the sudden Dan bursts through the wall in his ninja costume*
Dan: AHA!!! I FOUND YOU!
Evan: uhhh, what are you doing here?
Dan: SAVING AMY MY UNRESPONSIBLE SISTER!!! WHERE IS SHE!?!?!?!
Ian: Dan! Stop yelling!
Dan: oh, sorry
Evan: Amy is with Jonah, he's hosting this lame excuse for a show.
Saladin:mrrp.
Alister: Saladin says hes upstairs.
Dan: Perfect! NINJA MOVES, GO!!!!!
*Dan jumps up through the ceiling*
Evan: *cough cough* wow, that is one insane little kid
Dan: (stuck in the ceiling) Hey! I HEARD THAT! IM NOT A LITTLE KID!!!
TBC....
" That's what happens to snow in texas lady! It....Freaking....Melts." ------------------------------The Lost Hero
Posted at: 5:04 pm on April 19, 2012
LOVE IT!!!!
Pi=3.14. Pie=Yummy!!
Descended from Brian Boru!!
Ekat Inventor
Spasky Rebel
Ben Spasky. :D
The preciousss..
Posted at: 10:34 am on April 20, 2012
NINGA TIME!!!
LOL LOL
Poor Cheesecake
(depressing song plays)
More!!!
Bump!!!
A dream is a wish your heart makes,
When you're fast asleep.
In dreams you lose your heartaches,
Whatever you wish for, you keep.
Posted at: 10:38 pm on April 20, 2012
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet,Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Posted at: 6:11 pm on April 21, 2012
SUPER BUMPING POWERS!!
BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP I'M QUITE DONE BUMP BUMP BUMP.
Pi=3.14. Pie=Yummy!!
Descended from Brian Boru!!
Ekat Inventor
Spasky Rebel
Ben Spasky. :D
The preciousss..
Posted at: 1:00 pm on April 22, 2012
WOW
"ahhhhhhhhhh the light"-louis-1D
for evey ying brings yang hunger games rule cheerleader
Posted at: 8:59 pm on April 22, 2012
Amy: DAN! WHY ARE YOU SO LATE?
Dan: hey! It took me awhile to find you!
Amy: Ok, well the good thing is you're finally here.
Dan: mmhmm...
Amy: *clears throat*
Dan: (looking around at studio audience) What?
Amy: Will you please untie me?
Dan: oh, oh yeah.
*Dan unties Amy from chair*
Amy: thanks dan, my wrists are asleep! Stupid handcuffs!
Dan: Wait, Jonah, you handcuffed her too?
Jonah: Of course!!! Wouldn't you?
Amy: ok, enough of this, Jonah untie me so I can PUNCH YOU IN YOUR UGLY LITTLE STARPOWER FACE!
Jonah: You're not getting out of those handcuffs anytime soon with that attitude young lady!!!
Amy: Fine, ill just go tell the cameras your secret.
Jonah: you're bluffing.
Dan: Uh, Jonah, if shes talking about THE secret, she's NOT bluffing.
Jonah: DON'T YOU DARE.
Amy: Jonah Wizard has two secrets, one...
Jonah: DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
Amy his middle name...
Jonah: NOOOO!
Amy: is....
*jonah grabs camera and tries to break it*
*cameraman kicks jonah back into his host chair*
Amy: PUMPERNICKLE
Jonah NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Audience: *gasp*
Dan: *laughs hysterically*
Amy: and secret number two is something he did.
Jonah: i dont remember this secr... OH WAIT. DONT SAY IT OR YOU DIE.
Amy: He was afraid, and is STILL afraid, of......
Jonah: *grabs chair and flings it at the boom mic but misses by a mile*
Amy: LADYBUGS. BECAUSE ONE APPARENTLY BIT HIM!!!!! he screamed for 48 hours straight. I was pretty much deaf when he stopped.
Jonah: SHOWS OVER!!!!! CUT CUT CUT!!!!!!
*camera cuts to 'lucky boys'*
*alister is hoisting evan up to climb on top of ian*
Alister: 1...2...3!!!
*he throws Evan up*
Evan: WAAAGH!
Amy: (faintly through the hole) Was that Evan?
Ian: AMY???? MY TRUE LOV... I mean, my 25th cousin 67 times removed!!!!! GET US OUT OF HERE!
Amy: umm, sorry, im a bit occupied getting dan out of his ninja costume.
*Saladin climbs up Alister, Evan, and Ian and jumps through the hole in the roof*
Alister: TRAITOR CAT!!!
Ian: as expected, the cat scratched me before he left. Stupid cat.
Evan: I am started to dislike that cat.
Dan: hey!!! saladin is my FREAKIN AMAZIN NINJA PARTNER!
Amy: really Dan?
Dan: Yeah!!!!
*Alister, Evan, Ian, Jonah, and Amy all sigh*
TBC.... comment and like for MORE!!!!!!!
" That's what happens to snow in texas lady! It....Freaking....Melts." ------------------------------The Lost Hero
Posted at: 4:30 pm on April 25, 2012
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."~Mae West
"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog."~ Mark Twain
Posted at: 5:21 pm on April 25, 2012

~ EEK
Saving the World, One Pie at a Time A Novel(la) by EEKRead it at http://www.the39clues.com/messageboard/show/47607
Posted at: 5:34 pm on April 25, 2012
Jake and GRADY
I AM NINJALLAMA!!!
"I ment to behave, but there was so many other options"
Vice Leaders :)
Posted at: 9:09 pm on April 25, 2012
YOU MURDERER :D :D :D!!! YOU JUST KILLED ME WITH LAUGHTER!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) I LOVE IT KEEP GOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hLeah g
Awesome just got Re-VampedTM
S.M.A.R.T
-Zombie Apopcalypse Defense Squad-
Vampires do NOT sparkle.
(|-||)- Elysian Council,1647. Z
[Aeg&$
Bye... T,..,T
Posted at: 3:23 pm on April 27, 2012
I can't believe how funny this is!



Stephen cahill
100% Christian!
ithinkthe39cluesarereal.
BUG OUT!
Posted at: 4:06 pm on April 27, 2012
Keep going!
"Winning means fame and fortune.
Losing means certain death
The Hunger Games have begun''
Posted at: 6:30 pm on April 27, 2012
Love and loyalty run deeper than blood...
Posted at: 4:32 am on April 28, 2012
A dream is a wish your heart makes,
When you're fast asleep.
In dreams you lose your heartaches,
Whatever you wish for, you keep.
Posted at: 6:33 am on April 28, 2012
http://www.the39clues.com/messageboard/show/40760
For help with just about anything!
Posted at: 10:35 am on April 28, 2012
I live because of you… I die because there’s no other option… But in between I live everyday like my last with you no matter what. You and I are meant to be…
Posted at: 10:26 pm on April 28, 2012
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what kind pof family draws in an innocent kid
and makes him the target of murderers-jake rosenbloom-the dead of night
Posted at: 5:43 pm on April 29, 2012